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red baron

November 30, 2008, 07:34:10 PM
Confucius Say:



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Virginity like

bubble, one prick, all gone.



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Man who run in

front of car get tired.



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Man who run behind

car get exhausted.



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Man with hand in

pocket feel cocky all day.



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Foolish man give

wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright

organ.



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Man with one

chopstick go hungry.



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Man who scratch ass

should not bite fingernails.



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Man who eat many

prunes get good run for money.



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Baseball is wrong:

man with four balls cannot walk.



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War does not

determine who is right, war determine who is

left.



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Wife who put

husband in doghouse soon find him in

cathouse.



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Man who fight with

wife all day get no piece at night.



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It take many nails

to build crib, but one screw to fill it.



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Man who drive like

hell, bound to get there.



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Man who stand on

toilet is high on pot.



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Man who live in

glass house should change clothes in

basement.



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Man who fish in

other man's well often catch crabs.



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Man who fart in

church sit in own pew.



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Crowded elevator

smell different to midget
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

zarn02

#1
November 30, 2008, 07:38:34 PM
i thought i'd have something to add here, but it looks like you got all the ones i know. [thumbsup]
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Rev. Millertime

#2
November 30, 2008, 08:02:43 PM
Confucius Say:

To meet girl in park - good,
to park meat in girl - better.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

r_ciao

#3
November 30, 2008, 10:44:15 PM
One of my favs...

Man who goes to bed with itchy butt
Wakes up with stinky finger.
'09 Monster 696+ Red, of course.
EvoTech Tail Tidy, SpeedyMoto frame sliders, 14T front sprocket

supakpow2

#4
November 30, 2008, 11:45:01 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] roflmao



Confucius say:    Man who puts nose to grind stone bloody fool.

Quote from: elTristo on December 03, 2008, 11:07:07 PM
there was going to be something humorous here, but, unfortunately, i was in charge of the typing, and this is all i could come up with.

Howie

#5
December 01, 2008, 05:32:15 AM
 Confucius say:  man piss in wind, wind piss back

Bick

#6
December 01, 2008, 10:05:10 AM
Man who loose key to girlfriends house gets no new key.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Howie

#7
December 01, 2008, 02:00:12 PM
Confucius say:  man who sleep with old hen, find it better than pullet
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