how to make cats get along

Started by MrFryMoto, December 03, 2008, 09:23:34 PM

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TresGatos

A cat's mind cannot be changed,  at least not by me.  One cat is enough anyway, IMHO.
'65 Honda CM91 - '98 Suzuki DR650 - '08 695+mods - '08 Hypermotard 1100S

Slag

Quote from: dosgatos on December 04, 2008, 09:35:27 AM
A cat's mind cannot be changed,  at least not by me.  One cat is enough anyway, IMHO.

As spoken from the man known as Dosgatos. Shall we change it to Ungatos now?  ;D

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: Slag on December 04, 2008, 09:41:12 AM
As spoken from the man known as Dosgatos. Shall we change it to Ungatos now?  ;D

Wouldn't it be Uncatos?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Oldfisti

Quote from: MrIncredible on December 03, 2008, 10:41:57 PM
Get them drunk together.


"I make the beast with two backsing love you man!"


You're on the right track. My cat freak friend says catnip. Didn't even hesitate.

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Dana

"Women and cats will do as they please.  Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

Strong words to live by.

Dana
2008 Hypermotard
2007 CRF-450R SM (Track Bike)
1999 Yamaha R6 (Track Bike)

Sinister

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Quote from: MrFry on December 03, 2008, 09:23:34 PM
help us DMF! you're our only hope!!




Four step process:

1.  Put them all in a potato sack

2.  Dump them in the nearest river.

3.  Treat yourself to a chocolate milkshake

4.  Go buy a dog.
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: Sinister on December 05, 2008, 08:03:38 AM
Three step process:

1.  Put them all in a potato sack

2.  Dump them in the nearest river.

3.  Treat yourself to a chocolate milkshake

4.  Go buy a dog.

You know that's four steps, right?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Sinister

Quote from: MrIncredible on December 05, 2008, 12:11:30 PM
You know that's four steps, right?

Well, yeah; Step 4 was a late add-on.  Plus, the chocolate shake can be optional.  [cheeky]
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

herm

Quote from: bobspapa on December 04, 2008, 07:10:34 AM
so ...... register them as Democrats..... brilliant [clap]

[laugh]

for that to work, the dogs would have to be far right leaning pubes
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

herm

If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...