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http://newyork.craigslist.org/stn/mcy/1213429584.htmlDue to high demand please be sure to contact me now. I rode 24 bike in the last three weeks alone! Do you want to know how cool your bike looks or what it sounds like when it's revving out as you go zooming up the street? I will come to you house and ride your bike up and down the street in front of your house like so fast so you can see it and you can take pics if you want. I've got the whole little costume, helmet and shit and I even have a motorcycle license so it's all cool in case the cops come. I can pretend I am in a race with myself on your bike and then you will know how cool you look when you are whipping up your street past all the kids. I know how to ride almost any bike but I am not going to do this on anything where you have to shift the gears with your hand instead of your foot or a BMW cause those things make the beast with two backsing suck. If you want me to light the tire and do a burnout on your bike I can! You can run inside and get some bleach and pour it on the rear tire when I am doing it and all your neighbors will think you have a top fuel dragster or some shit when they see all the smoke. I really don't want to ride anyone on the back when I do this for you so don't have any girls around. And your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there. No mexican shit. I have been performing this service for years to ALL of my friends and I am very good at it. PLEASE NOTE: I am not posting this because I am trying to steal anyone's motorcycle. I show up at your house in my own car and my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album. I am a family man, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. I used to work on race cars. No monkey business here. You can talk with my wife while I get used to your bike. Holla at me up if you need to see how cool you ride is. WU TANG MUTHAmake the beast with two backsERS! WU TANG! Larry
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Betty Rage
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2009, 04:00:36 PM » |
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Oh man! If only there were a service like that available here!! I've been DYING to see what a douchebag looks like on my bike!! WU TANG!!
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2009, 04:16:09 PM » |
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Is that the fat American Stig?
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2009, 04:36:27 PM » |
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2009, 04:39:23 PM » |
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it sounds legit - he said no monkey business.
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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2009, 05:26:25 PM » |
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Who wouldn't trust a 49 year old man that uses sentences like:
WU TANG MUTHAmake the beast with two backsERS! WU TANG!
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« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2009, 05:47:36 PM » |
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... my biggest fear is that dumb bastard has reproduced ...
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Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel
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Porsche Monkey
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« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2009, 06:13:00 PM » |
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That dude brings teh dooosh.
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if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
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« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2009, 08:09:05 PM » |
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Someone from NY really ought to take him up on his offer. And post pics.  WU TANG MUTHAmake the beast with two backsERS! WU TANG! +11ty billion  |
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« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2009, 08:13:31 PM » |
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Someone from NY really ought to take him up on his offer. And post pics. WU TANG MUTHAmake the beast with two backsERS! WU TANG! +11ty billion If he can ride your bike |
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« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2009, 04:19:57 PM » |
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Am I reading this right? He comes over with his wife. He rides my bike, I ride his wife?
I'm sooo confuused.
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Porsche Monkey
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« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2009, 04:48:42 PM » |
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Am I reading this right? He comes over with his wife. He rides my bike, I ride his wife?
I'm sooo confuused.
You probably wouldn't want to ride this guys wife. |
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if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
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« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2009, 05:19:31 PM » |
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Am I reading this right? He comes over with his wife. He rides my bike, I ride his wife?
I'm sooo confuused.
Give a whole new meaning to "Enter the Wu". |
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If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.
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« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2009, 05:27:46 PM » |
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Is that the fat American Stig?
the fat stig lives in Florida on an abandoned racetrack.... beentwatching a lil bit of top gear |
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