Too stupid to be allowed to breed

Started by Ddan, April 03, 2009, 02:55:11 AM

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Ddan

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Dumbasses.  I guess thats what it takes for kids to have fun these days.   [bang]
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Rule #1:  DON'T VIDEOTAPE YOUR CRIMES

Rule #2:  DON'T INCLUDE NAMES IN SAID VIDEO

Rule #3:  DON'T POST SAID VIDEO ON THE INTERWEBS

Rule #4:  SEE RULE #1
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Spicoli

my cop buddy was telling me this story once about a few street racers.   First they were caught street racing, but denied it when pulled over.  Then the officer (not my friend) found video, they were talking about street racing and looking for someone to race, it showed them going over 120 (video on speedo and showing location) and to top it off reckless driving with them weaving in and out of traffic....

Yeah, dumb.  Don't video it, don't use your names, dont have a video camera in plain sight when you get pulled over.
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Quote from: Spicoli on April 03, 2009, 11:23:47 AM

Yeah, dumb. Don't video it, don't use your names, dont have a video camera in plain sight when you get pulled over.

fixed, it's the new era of accountability  [laugh]
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Quote from: Spicoli on April 03, 2009, 11:23:47 AM
my cop buddy was telling me this story once about a few street racers.   First they were caught street racing, but denied it when pulled over.  Then the officer (not my friend) found video, they were talking about street racing and looking for someone to race, it showed them going over 120 (video on speedo and showing location) and to top it off reckless driving with them weaving in and out of traffic....

Yeah, dumb.  Don't video it, don't use your names, dont have a video camera in plain sight when you get pulled over.
How about just plain don't do it? What a concept! [bang] Kids aren't taught today, because parents are to lazy to know what their kids are doing and teach them morals, respect, accountability, etc.....
Quote from: elTristo on December 03, 2008, 11:07:07 PM
there was going to be something humorous here, but, unfortunately, i was in charge of the typing, and this is all i could come up with.