MY GOD! THERE WAS A DEADLY SWORDFIGHT!

[junior varsity]

First article, granny jumps between swordfighin' doods.

More about participant, who didn't survive.

I can't believe I missed this. Two guys got in an argument, one grabbed a sword. The other "brandished" a sword (meaning, he, too, grabbed a sword, possibly off the wall?) and proceeded to engage in swordplay.

Then an ol' lady jumped in the middle and got stuck.  She died in the hospital, but possibly not from being skewered, but from a heartattack. Nuts.

[Grampa]

15 day waiting period for swords now





ya see the genius of the rusty spoon 

[FatguyRacer]

That's make the beast with two backsed up. The combatants were middle aged to old aged. You kinda expect this from prepubescent Highlander fanboys, not old farts.

[il d00d]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.  Et cetera and so on.

I once had a friend use a sword in "self defense".  Based on his experience, it is a pretty effective weapon against a coked-up and unarmed person.
Also, I have noticed that you never brandish anything other than a sword.  You never, for example, brandish a corn dog, or a novelty foam hand.

[junior varsity]

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

[COWBOY]

Someone write their Congressman and get a lawyer! We must "save our children" from the auspices of the Evil and Powerful Sword Manufacturers and their PAC the NSA. We need new laws to protect us from this evil and we need to sue the Manufacturer. Without them this tragedy would never have happened.    

LMAO.

Stupid people are stupid people. I just wish G'ma hadn't gotten hurt/killed.

[DucMouse the Mighty]

[junior varsity]

American Gladiators - Joust - Evan vs Titan

[Porsche Monkey]

The older guy got dead too.  Died from complications from a stab wound.

[dropstharockalot]

This is how we do it on the West Side of Indy.  MotoGP attendees beware.

[DCXCV]

Apparently it was not merely a flesh wound.

That's make the beast with two backsed up. The combatants were middle aged to old aged. You kinda expect this from prepubescent Highlander fanboys, not old farts.

If you saw the pic of the 39 yr old in the second story he does have the highlander fan look about him.  He'd be about the right age for an original fan.

[Monster Dave]

007 Die Another Day sword fight...

or....

[redxblack]

swordfights AND pirates in the same news cycle. 

I feel like a dick for making light of two people dying, but it was a make the beast with two backsing swordfight. who does that?

[dropstharockalot]

....it was a make the beast with two backsing swordfight. who does that?

West Indy residents, yo. Every day like this. 

Basically, the west side of Indy is entirely populated by aging hesher metalheads, former auto factory workers and sci-fi nerds - often in the same body.  A typical day consists of drinking too much cheap beer, customizing something usesless in your garage, f*cking with someone in a public park for no good reason, and quite possibly being dealt with more harshly than you expected.  This cycle of life is summed up perfectly by emerging band Red Fang in their video for "Prehistoric Dog." 

Witness:

Red Fang "Prehistoric Dog" (high quality feature)