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MendoDave

April 27, 2009, 03:02:56 PM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/slc/1052576173.html

I saw this potential job offer on Craigslist.

Date: 2009-02-27, 6:45AM MST


The last programmer I hired told me I accidentally deleted all the java googles in my script folder. He was charging me an arm and a leg to fix it.
Apparently it all needs to be converted to a Norton Anti-Virus file so it can be searchable with a SEO blog widget, so i have to reprogram the flash or upsize it with PHP.

I just can't afford to keep paying him to fix this problem.
This may lead to other opportunities for the right person.

    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    * Compensation: according to abilities

Sinister

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April 27, 2009, 03:14:37 PM
Is there some sort of nerd humor within the language of the ad, which normal people won't understand? ???
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

MendoDave

#2
April 27, 2009, 03:16:29 PM
Yes.  [evil]

Sinister

#3
April 27, 2009, 04:37:56 PM
Quote from: MendoDave on April 27, 2009, 03:16:29 PM
Yes.  [evil]

Okay, then I'll give it the obligatory  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh], "what a dumbass!", and move on.

;D
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

Bun-bun

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April 27, 2009, 04:52:17 PM
Quote from: Sinister on April 27, 2009, 04:37:56 PM
Okay, then I'll give it the obligatory  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh], "what a dumbass!", and move on.

;D
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April 27, 2009, 05:00:02 PM
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