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Armed burglars flee when they discover whose house they were in.

Started by Rev. Millertime, April 28, 2009, 01:40:53 PM

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Rev. Millertime

April 28, 2009, 01:40:53 PM Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 01:42:44 PM by Rev. Millertime
 [laugh]

QuoteArmed robbers fled after discovering the home
they had broken into belonged to 'tough guy' actor Dolph Lundgren.

The masked raiders tied up the star's wife and terrorised
her into handing over cash and jewellery by threatening her with knives.


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Rev. Millertime

#1
April 28, 2009, 01:47:25 PM
Would have been sweet to hear that this is what they saw:

I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

Drjones

#2
April 28, 2009, 03:08:09 PM
Probably more along the lines of:  Wife, "Do you know whose house this is?"   Thieves, "Yes. That's why we're here. Now STFU and give us your cash and jewelry."


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Monsterlover

#3
April 28, 2009, 03:21:45 PM
Damn.

He's a big mofo.

Or at least he was.

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DY

#4
April 28, 2009, 05:57:24 PM
i saw him in person once, was a while back.. 8, 9 years ago in hollywood.  He looked much older and smaller than in his movies.  But he did have a group of hot blondes sittin with him. 

nateqwik

#5
April 28, 2009, 06:08:55 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 28, 2009, 03:21:45 PM
Damn.

He's a big mofo.

Or at least he was.


NAH..... Stallone is all of 5 foot nothing. With lifts in his boots.

El Matador

#6
April 29, 2009, 01:49:11 AM Last Edit: April 29, 2009, 01:53:54 AM by El Matador
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 28, 2009, 03:21:45 PM
Damn.

He's a big mofo.


He's actually a smart mofo.

The dude has a degree from MIT and an IQ of 160

Monsterlover

#7
April 30, 2009, 11:41:58 AM
I did read that.

Smrt people are dangerous.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

duccarlos

#8
April 30, 2009, 11:55:26 AM
They should have been afraid if they broke into Ted Nugent's house, not Lundgren's
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Monsterlover

#9
April 30, 2009, 12:58:52 PM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Autostrada Pilot

#10
April 30, 2009, 02:48:18 PM
Or William Shatner.



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El Matador

#11
April 30, 2009, 03:10:18 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on April 30, 2009, 11:55:26 AM
They should have been afraid if they broke into Ted Nugent's house, not Lundgren's

hell I'd be afraid of being withing 500 yards of Ted.

I recently read a story of his of how he went wild boar hunting and chased a running boar for a couple of miles until he caught up to it and slaughtered it with his knife.  The dude is like 50-something !!!!

NAKID

#12
April 30, 2009, 05:04:07 PM
He turned 60 in Dec. (Nugent)...
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