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Started by Razgriz, May 09, 2009, 07:05:59 PM

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Razgriz

May 09, 2009, 07:05:59 PM
"We pass the time of day to forget how time passes"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0qdhf0Od2KE

Got Duc

#1
May 09, 2009, 07:08:29 PM
 [thumbsup]
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

lauramonster

#2
May 09, 2009, 07:08:55 PM
That's funny!!!

I don't care who you are...that's funny!
Frickin' snow!

Statler

#3
May 09, 2009, 07:12:48 PM
even though you can see it coming before you hit play, it's still  [laugh]



[clap]
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

NAKID

#4
May 09, 2009, 08:20:42 PM
Had to show the wife. She laughed too....
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

krolik

#5
May 10, 2009, 11:01:56 AM
He said "Hooter Switch." [thumbsup]
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

Slide Panda

#6
May 10, 2009, 06:35:49 PM
"I've got two spares if anyone's short."

hahah nice. 
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Gator

#7
May 11, 2009, 10:56:00 AM
These openers are not compatible with Ducatis...

When I tried it at my house it set an alarm off in the house that I couldn't seem to shut off.

Come to think of it putting a keg in the fridge leaving no room for food, installing a home stripper pole for her birthday, letting a friend come over knowing he is tripping and giving him a label maker to keep him busy while you sleep, take apart any car or motorcycle part in the house knowing its going to sit there for a while before you have enough to drink to try to put it back together, wipe anything off any part of your body using the curtains as a towel, leave a wet towel or any other piece of clothing on the bed, move the tv into the bathroom so you can finish the level you have been working on while dropping a duce in the morning, expelling any amount of gas... sets off the same alarm.

Nitewaif

#8
May 12, 2009, 03:08:15 AM
Quote from: 13 on May 11, 2009, 10:56:00 AM
These openers are not compatible with Ducatis...

When I tried it at my house it set an alarm off in the house that I couldn't seem to shut off.

Come to think of it putting a keg in the fridge leaving no room for food, installing a home stripper pole for her birthday, letting a friend come over knowing he is tripping and giving him a label maker to keep him busy while you sleep, take apart any car or motorcycle part in the house knowing its going to sit there for a while before you have enough to drink to try to put it back together, wipe anything off any part of your body using the curtains as a towel, leave a wet towel or any other piece of clothing on the bed, move the tv into the bathroom so you can finish the level you have been working on while dropping a duce in the morning, expelling any amount of gas... sets off the same alarm.

You might want to adjust the sensitivity setting on that alarm system of yours. 
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