Get over to home hardware...STAT!

Started by brimo, May 19, 2009, 08:51:06 PM

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brimo

"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

Magnus

'02 MS4 Black Fog

Buckethead

Bad.

Ass.

I'd like to buy that man a beer.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Porsche Monkey

Imagine the repurcussions if the operation failed.  Big props to the Doc. [thumbsup]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Bun-bun

Great story.
I volunteered my time in a long term care facility for children with severe retardation, cerebral palsy, etc. for a while back in the '80s.
Most of the kids were bedridden, and the nurses had trouble moving some of them for bed linen changes. They had a cradle attached to a boom that used a small electric motor to raise and lower the boom, but they only had two of these. When I asked why so few, the charge nurse told me that they cost $3000 each, and they counln't afford any more of them.
     The following week, I bought an engine hoist for $150, and brought it in. We sterilized it with bleach, and used it that day. Worked like a charm, the only difference was that the nurses had to pump the jack instead of pushing a button. The facility (St. Mary's infant childrens home, Norfolk VA) now has 5 engine hoists, at a cost of less than one patient cradle. ;D
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling