Stoopid pants!

Started by vwboomer, May 19, 2009, 10:34:32 AM

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vwboomer

Pants have not been my ally this week. Friday picked up my brother at the airport, stopped for lunch, stopped at a groc store, beer store, couple quick ones at the bar.
Get home and find out there's a giant rip in my arse from the top of the pocket to the bottom of my boxers. ahahahaha. hm.

Went out for breakfast today and it's sooooo nice I decided a little extra ride was in order. Feelin frisky so I jog on up to 125mph or so on a deserted back road weeeee
Then find out my cell phone is no longer in my side pocket.  [bang]
Pointless to go look for it since that was about 25 miles ago.

The kicker, my phone is due for replacement in July, and I had to pay the $50 insurance fee to get one til then!

Stoopid pants.
2005 S4R - Sato, PM, CC, Sargeant
2005 GasGas FSE450
2004 Honda VFR

Porsche Monkey

Cell phones go inside your riding jacket in the pocket.  Always. [coffee]
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vwboomer

yeah. normally. oh well. Nothing important on it that can't be reloaded in 15 seconds anyway.
2005 S4R - Sato, PM, CC, Sargeant
2005 GasGas FSE450
2004 Honda VFR

vwboomer

Gets better. My replacement phone is shipping already! woo!
Before I head to work this afternoon I check the mail and see that Verizon says I'm eligible for an early upgrade!  [bang] and of course my replacement phone is already in transit and will be here tomorrow.
This. Is. My. Life
2005 S4R - Sato, PM, CC, Sargeant
2005 GasGas FSE450
2004 Honda VFR

Fresh Pants

Phew. I thought it was something I did.



again
Bwooooooahhh
Braaaaaaaappp

KnightofNi

i don't like pants either.

i try to not wear them as often as possible.  [thumbsup]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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vwboomer

Quote from: Fresh Pants on May 19, 2009, 12:06:55 PM
Phew. I thought it was something I did.



again

[laugh] now that's funny! I didn't know we had a Pants on the board :)
2005 S4R - Sato, PM, CC, Sargeant
2005 GasGas FSE450
2004 Honda VFR

teddy037.2

Quote from: Fresh Pants on May 19, 2009, 12:06:55 PM
Phew. I thought it was something I did.



again

not yet, anyway... boomer needs some fresh pants



[cheeky]


Fresh Pants

Quote from: vwboomer on May 19, 2009, 09:48:51 PM
[laugh] now that's funny! I didn't know we had a Pants on the board :)

[cheeky] [laugh] ;D
[bacon]
Bwooooooahhh
Braaaaaaaappp

DucMouse the Mighty

Quote from: vwboomer on May 19, 2009, 09:48:51 PM
[laugh] now that's funny! I didn't know we had a Pants on the board :)

[he's quick, he's sly...hes good for ur cheeks/i]


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