In case you didn't know...

Started by Monster Dave, June 10, 2009, 11:24:45 AM

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abby normal

Oooh this again.  my favorite ... Chuck Norris once kicked so hard his foot
exceeded the speed of light, traveled back in time and caused the crash of
amelia earhart's plane.
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DucMouse the Mighty

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Monster Dave

Quote from: DucMouse on June 10, 2009, 02:22:54 PM
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

[laugh] [laugh]

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Check these out:


Who wouldn't want a pair of "Action Jeans"

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tlloyd66

Quote from: Monster Dave on June 11, 2009, 08:33:17 AM
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Check these out:


Who wouldn't want a pair of "Action Jeans"

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Only Chuck Norris is cool enough to wear cowboy boots to deliver his daily asskickings!
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Scottish

Quote from: Monster Dave on June 11, 2009, 08:33:17 AM
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Check these out:


Who wouldn't want a pair of "Action Jeans"

[cheeky]


Are those action jeans? Cause I can see myself in them.........















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Round house kick from thin air. Apparrently Chuck knew I made fun. :'(

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