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Started by VisceralReaction, July 07, 2009, 01:27:29 PM

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VisceralReaction

July 07, 2009, 01:27:29 PM
This has probably been on here before but after wasting
4 hours here at work reading all of them I found the best one and had to share

http://www.fmylife.com

"Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML"
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

teddy037.2

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July 07, 2009, 01:28:29 PM
 [laugh]

derby

#2
July 07, 2009, 01:33:07 PM
Quote from: VisceralReaction on July 07, 2009, 01:27:29 PM
This has probably been on here before...

four times including this post...

the most recent being 7 days ago:

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=26103.msg456558#msg456558
-- derby

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VisceralReaction

#3
July 07, 2009, 01:38:44 PM
Thanks Derb, I knew you'd set me straight ;)
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

DrDesmo

#4
July 07, 2009, 02:03:46 PM
I wonder how many "FML" stories are totally made up ... I can't imagine that many people have that many creative WTF's every day - but hey, you never know  ;D
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He Man

#5
July 07, 2009, 02:15:32 PM
EVIL!!!

"Today, is the day my husband was supposed to come home from a six month tour at sea. I heard the door bell ring. I sprinted to the door expecting to hold my honey bear, instead two uniformed sailors with a folded flag greeted me. I burst into tears. My husband walked up behind me. He laughed."

NAKID

#6
July 07, 2009, 02:27:20 PM
Quote from: He Man on July 07, 2009, 02:15:32 PM
EVIL!!!

"Today, is the day my husband was supposed to come home from a six month tour at sea. I heard the door bell ring. I sprinted to the door expecting to hold my honey bear, instead two uniformed sailors with a folded flag greeted me. I burst into tears. My husband walked up behind me. He laughed."

That guy is the epitome of a DICK!

But also an AWESOME idea!!!!


I think my wife would kill me though...
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
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KnightofNi

#7
July 07, 2009, 03:15:58 PM
i can't stop giggling


QuoteToday, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Gator

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July 10, 2009, 09:04:29 AM
QuoteToday, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

[laugh]

Speedbag

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July 10, 2009, 02:03:22 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 07, 2009, 03:15:58 PM
i can't stop giggling



That's awesome.  [laugh]
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