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Started by ODrides, August 04, 2009, 02:35:26 PM

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ODrides

August 04, 2009, 02:35:26 PM
Ok, which one of you posted this in the Norfolk, VA, Craigslist?  haha

Services for Ducati Streetfighter - $15000 (Your Place)

Are you a classy mature woman who could use the services and companionship of a sexy young man around the house? I can handle light to medium handy-man work and mechanics as well as being an excellent companion, conversationalist and personal masseuse. Let's talk about what you need and what I can do for you.

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/bar/1302406666.html

Grampa

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August 04, 2009, 02:38:59 PM
Sounds like a Randall ad
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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Statler

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August 04, 2009, 03:07:18 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 04, 2009, 02:38:59 PM
Sounds like a Randall ad

except for the classy mature woman and conversationalist parts.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

NAKID

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August 04, 2009, 03:33:12 PM
Isn't a guy who massages called a masseur?
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Grampa

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August 04, 2009, 03:34:34 PM
Quote from: Statler on August 04, 2009, 03:07:18 PM
except for the classy mature woman and conversationalist parts.

he's read cougar hunting for dummies


[cheeky]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

redxblack

#5
August 04, 2009, 03:46:50 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 04, 2009, 03:34:34 PM
he's read cougar hunting for dummies


[cheeky]

I'm headed to Barnes and Noble right now!

CMDRDAVE

#6
August 04, 2009, 04:31:40 PM
Jeff, was this you?  ;D  Wasn't me  [popcorn]
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Bun-bun

#7
August 04, 2009, 06:39:38 PM
Quote from: XJDAVE on August 04, 2009, 04:31:40 PM
Jeff, was this you?  ;D  Wasn't me  [popcorn]
No, but only because I didn't think of it first! [laugh]
Besides, it says sexy young man. According to you, I'm older 'n dirt.
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling

Popeye the Sailor

#8
August 04, 2009, 07:32:24 PM
Quote from: redxblack on August 04, 2009, 03:46:50 PM
I'm headed to Barnes and Noble right now!

Yes! Buy my book!
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

CMDRDAVE

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August 05, 2009, 03:49:50 AM
Quote from: Bun-bun on August 04, 2009, 06:39:38 PM
According to you, I'm older 'n dirt.

I don't think I ever said that, I have definately implied it.
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Bun-bun

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August 05, 2009, 04:38:17 AM
Quote from: XJDAVE on August 05, 2009, 03:49:50 AM
I don't think I ever said that, I have definately implied it.
S'okay son.
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling
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