Harley to build amphibious bike?

Started by Porsche Monkey, August 06, 2009, 09:51:08 AM

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Porsche Monkey

Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Goat_Herder

Goat Herder (Tony)
2003 Ducati Monster 620 - Yellow SOLD
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Black KILLED
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Red

ducrider45

Call a wrecker nex time guys. as much as that sucks, it kinda funny.
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


Washington D.C. area riders check out CAM on the local boards.

mitt


Xiphias

 :( that sucks....it looks it tooks some skill to get in the pond.
Hi-ho-hi-ho....its off to the track I go.................

Grampa

damn nav system didnt say anything about a lake
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ephophex


It is indeed a new model; just saw the brochure at the dealer.  In Harley parlance:


Overhead valve big twin (F)
High compression (L)
Oceanic (O)
Heavy duty (H)
Touring (T)
Electric start (E)
Rubber mounted engine(R)


or, the FLOHTER.

CairnsDuc

Quote from: ephophex on August 06, 2009, 02:21:39 PM
It is indeed a new model; just saw the brochure at the dealer.  In Harley parlance:


Overhead valve big twin (F)
High compression (L)
Oceanic (O)
Heavy duty (H)
Touring (T)
Electric start (E)
Rubber mounted engine(R)


or, the FLOHTER.

[clap] [laugh]

redxblack

I'd LOVE to tell the owner that his bike looks like a Gold Wing (similar to how he'd tell me my bike looks like a Buell).

psycledelic

Moral of the story should be, if a 120lb Harley rider ever ask you to stand downhill, above water to push his 1200lb motorcycle up a very steep incline covered with vegetation.  Don't do it.  It's a trick! 
Now if a 120 member Harley gang surrond you and "ask", your probably gonna end up in the water anyway, so push like a mother F.....!
06 S2R800 - the wife                         [Dolph]
04 999s - the mistress

BumbleB

Quote from: ephophex on August 06, 2009, 02:21:39 PM
It is indeed a new model; just saw the brochure at the dealer.  In Harley parlance:


Overhead valve big twin (F)
High compression (L)
Oceanic (O)
Heavy duty (H)
Touring (T)
Electric start (E)
Rubber mounted engine(R)


or, the FLOHTER.
Haha! Nice! That is an insane picture of the bike in the water...
I'm not much for quotes - tell me what you know...

brimo

Yes, they don't float very well, that's why we call 'em "boat anchors"
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

Monsterlover

I bet his insurance company was thrilled [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**