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Bears pay for dumbass human mistake.

Started by red baron, August 10, 2009, 10:51:28 AM

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Speedbag

#15
August 10, 2009, 02:28:35 PM
Typical over-reactive human behavior.  >:(

When my people finally take over this planet, things will change. Oh yes, things will change.







Oops. Think I might have blown it.....
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Grampa

#16
August 10, 2009, 02:31:40 PM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

red baron

#17
August 10, 2009, 03:14:45 PM
Quote from: somegirl on August 10, 2009, 01:51:38 PM
And how good could the bear hot sauce be? [cheeky]


[clap]


[laugh]
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

herm

#18
August 10, 2009, 03:18:33 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 10, 2009, 11:48:57 AM
Unfortunately bro, that is what has to be done. That stupid old lady messed with a group of bears and changed their personalities into that of an aggressive one.

For the safety of the neighborhood and the bears....they need to be put down.


It's sad, but a cold reality.

[painful admission] i have to agree with cyrus. once bears have figured out the relative ease with which they can a) live of human garbage b) live of human domestic animals (dogs) c) kill humans who are bugging them and might taste good, the bear has learned behavior traits which will not go away. in fact, relocating the bear great distances will not work, as they become programmed to return to the land of easy hunting. [/painful admission]
This map is upside down, the plan is written in crayon, and the weather forecast is from 2011.

Grampa

#19
August 10, 2009, 03:30:02 PM
Quote from: herm on August 10, 2009, 03:18:33 PM
[painful admission] i have to agree with cyrus. once bears have figured out the relative ease with which they can a) live of human garbage b) live of human domestic animals (dogs) c) kill humans who are bugging them and might taste good, the bear has learned behavior traits which will not go away. in fact, relocating the bear great distances will not work, as they become programmed to return to the land of easy hunting. [/painful admission]

some people could use a good bear kill'n
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

herm

#20
August 10, 2009, 03:34:11 PM
absolutely........except that then the bear gets snuffed too.
This map is upside down, the plan is written in crayon, and the weather forecast is from 2011.

Grampa

#21
August 10, 2009, 03:37:01 PM
Quote from: herm on August 10, 2009, 03:34:11 PM
absolutely........except that then the bear gets snuffed too.

not if we allow them to be free-range bears
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

LA

#22
August 10, 2009, 03:46:46 PM
Bro-in-law's a ranger type and says don't play dead for black bear - if they attack they're lightly going to eat you.

Lots of bears around where I live these days.  We got a deal - they don't make the beast with two backs with me, I don't make the beast with two backs with them. ;D

LA

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sbrguy

#23
August 11, 2009, 06:20:28 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 10, 2009, 01:40:11 PM
why is it when an animal kills a human...it's hunted down and shot on sight.

when a human kills another human...... we keep it alive, give it cable tv and a gym.

because to do that to a bear would be cruelty to animals.

ducatiz

#24
August 11, 2009, 06:28:05 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on August 10, 2009, 02:28:35 PM
Typical over-reactive human behavior.  >:(

When my people finally take over this planet, things will change. Oh yes, things will change.







Oops. Think I might have blown it.....

men can't reproduce with men, so it won't last too long.
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ducatiz

#25
August 11, 2009, 06:29:19 PM
y'all are mean

this dumb old lady thought it would be cute to have some teddy bears around

and now she done woke up and she's bear shit.

i don't care what you think.. that is just pure tragedy.  pure tragedy.
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