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Razzo Bolognese

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« on: September 26, 2009, 08:55:59 AM »

So I ride over to visit my friend Ken in Brooklyn. He has his friend Astrid, a German girl living in Rome, visiting with him. Ken's all "Yo Astrid! He's got a DUCATI!!!" She has no response. As soon as Ken leaves the room I turn to Astrid and tell her I realize that she's in Rome and sees Ducatis every day. It's like if Ken came out and was all
"DUDE! HE'S GOT A FORD!!!" Roll Eyes

-Dan


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Re: It's a Ford

« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2009, 09:24:17 AM »

what kind of Ford does Ken drive?


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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2009, 09:47:36 AM »

In Rome, Ducatis are not as common as you might think.


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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2009, 10:23:31 AM »

Astrid was quite unimpressed and assures me she sees Ducatis every day in Rome. Ken was DAZZLED by my baby and rides the subway.

-Dan


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Re: It's a Ford

« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2009, 11:47:20 AM »

It sounds like you and Ken have a bright future! Grin


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Re: It's a Ford

« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2009, 06:20:38 PM »

Quote from: pennyrobber on September 26, 2009, 09:47:36 AM

In Rome, Ducatis are not as common as you might think.

+1

Last June I spent a week in Rome and I think I only saw two Ducatis.

Mostly just millions of scooters, and handful of Sportsters, a couple of Aprilias and a Monster or two.

Millions of scooters.


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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2009, 10:36:10 PM »

Quote from: pompetta on September 26, 2009, 11:47:20 AM

It sounds like you and Ken have a bright future! Grin

I'm sure we can fit you in Kiss


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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2009, 06:10:43 PM »

Tangent: I have cousins in the midst of spending a month in Bologna (retired teachers, non-riders). In their postcard they said that "Ducati's are everywhere".

I guess being the home team counts for something.


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