1962 Words of Advice

[Venom51]

Haiku...nice!

At the rise of hand
Policeman! stop rapidly.
Do not pass him by

When a passenger
of foot hooves in tight, trumpet
melodiously

The wandering horse
Do not explode the exhaust
Go soothingly by.

Festive dog makes sport
Avoid wheel entanglement
Give big space in road

The skid demon lurks
Press the brake foot as you roll
and save the collapse

[triangleforge]

At the rise of hand
Policeman! stop rapidly.
Do not pass him by

When a passenger
of foot hooves in tight, trumpet
melodiously

The wandering horse
Do not explode the exhaust
Go soothingly by.

Festive dog makes sport
Avoid wheel entanglement
Give big space in road

The skid demon lurks
Press the brake foot as you roll
and save the collapse

[ducpainter]

This place cracks me up. 

[slyfox]

 

[Grampa]

The "skid demon"? Gotta watch out for that guy...

his name is Mark

[somegirl]

Love the haiku

[rgramjet]

I think "Give big space to the festive dog" should replace "make the beast with two backs". 

Shakespeare is so twenty minutes ago.......

[BastrdHK]

I second the ^^^

[sbrguy]

the haiku is equally hilarious but gets the message across almost as well as the translation if not the same.

[Drunken Monkey]

I think "Give big space to the festive dog" should replace "make the beast with two backs". 

ROFL!

I also remember "Do not bang exhaust box at dogs. Instead horn tootle him with vigor."

"Preserve Nature. Always wear a helmet."