Holy Effing Facebook Revenge PWNAGE!!!

Started by ZLTFUL, December 23, 2009, 05:41:04 AM

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KnightofNi

Quote from: Travman on December 30, 2009, 10:20:51 AM
I think my earlier thinking has to be wrong.  She can't be small chested because it is impossible to do a proper titty f#ck without adequate sized breasts. 

then maybe he's the only one who tried. the others realized it was futile.
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ducatiz

Quote from: Travman on December 30, 2009, 10:20:51 AM
I think my earlier thinking has to be wrong.  She can't be small chested because it is impossible to do a proper titty f#ck without adequate sized breasts. 

paint nipples on her ass cheeks
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Quote from: ducatiz on December 30, 2009, 10:30:13 AM
paint nipples on her ass cheeks

Hahahahahahahahahaha  [clap]

Gotta try that! Good excuse to end up coming in through the back door....
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Quote from: preynoso on December 30, 2009, 12:29:03 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaha  [clap]

Gotta try that! Good excuse to end up coming in through the back door....
Uh, seen an email like that somewhere.... didn't work so well.  [puke]

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Privateer

I want to point out that besides the sluttiness of it, the girl with the list made some very good goals using the SMART system.  Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Realistic, and Timely.

So +1 to her for assimilating so soon into corporate America.
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Monsterlover

wouldn't attainable and realistic be the same thing?
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Quote from: Travman on December 30, 2009, 07:30:12 AM
Yeah, that was really painful to watch.  I couldn't finish it.
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Quote from: Monsterlover on December 31, 2009, 03:04:49 PM
wouldn't attainable and realistic be the same thing?

A fine distinction, I suppose.

Corporate interpretation:
Attainable - We can come up with the New Whizbang Gismo with 25% of our R&D budget this year.
Realistic - Probably not realistic to spend that much.
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Quote from: Privateer on December 31, 2009, 02:42:14 PM
I want to point out that besides the sluttiness of it, the girl with the list made some very good goals using the SMART system.  Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Realistic, and Timely.

So +1 to her for assimilating so soon into corporate America.

This is gold!