No you didn't

[Betty]

a friend of mine 'spiked' his barends... thinking about it... what part more often than not ends up in you gut in a getoff???

Really?  Over the years I've gone down hard many times, but I've only once been tagged by my bike, and that was the rear tire after the bike bounced off the mountain wall at the side of the road and came back into the lane.

Do people really get nailed by the bars in a get off that often?

Often I don't know but when the Boss had her little 'incident' last year we are pretty sure it was the bar end that did the damage.

Although a spiked bar end may have helped with the diagnosis (it took about 7 hours in hospital before she was diagnosed with a ruptured spleen).

[duccarlos]

Lava bike!

I... love... this... bike!

[Grampa]

I... love... this... bike!

it needs airbags

[NorDog]

I... love... this... bike!

That's a bike?

[duccarlos]

You guys are haters. This bike is classy.

[junior varsity]

There's not a lot of bikes that I would ever consider pushing over if I saw them in a parking lot. I mean, a really really small number. Not even stretched swingarm busas with ghost flame paint jobs typically. But this one might make the list.

[NorDog]

You guys are haters. This bike is classy.

Haters?  That must be the new all purpose Millemial Generation retort for whenever someone dislikes what you like?

[junior varsity]

generational hater.

[Monster Dave]

Ok, I only have one thing to say - WTF!!! 

[duccarlos]

It glows red. That's classy.

[NorDog]

It glows red. That's classy.

I have had carbuncles on my (_!_) that glowed red.  Not so classy.

[junior varsity]

Ernest P. Worrell goes ewwwwww.. again

[Pedro-bot]

I'd rock it. So long as it comes with this cool helmet.   

[NorDog]

generational hater.

You read me like a book!

[duccarlos]

I'd rock it. So long as it comes with this cool helmet.   

Wait a second, that's no helmet!!! But it is a classy lamp.