Stupid plans

Started by Popeye the Sailor, January 27, 2010, 11:52:16 AM

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Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: Dan on January 27, 2010, 12:54:22 PM
See if you can hook up a generator to the house.

OH SNAP!!!
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]




That's messed up...
but I laughed out loud anyway  ;D



Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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LowThudd

Try and use your farts as a renewable resource. Maybe cows can follow your lead and heat our homes and fuel our cars off natural gas in the future. [thumbsup]

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somegirl

Quote from: Speeddog on January 27, 2010, 02:39:20 PM
So, P's out of town?

No, I think he's planning ahead for my next trip. [roll]

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rgramjet

Must be from MA........yawn.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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KnightofNi

Quote from: yuu on January 27, 2010, 02:27:10 PM
Trebuchet?
Catapult?
Ballista?


all 3

invite friends over and start drinking
hilarity will ensue.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Big Troubled Bear

Build a really huge flour bomb in your backyard [popcorn]
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

rockaduc

Build a chicken cannon ala Myth Busters

declare war on your neighbors

the rest will take care of itself
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TiNi


Slide Panda

Quote from: KnightofNi on January 27, 2010, 05:31:00 PM
all 3

invite friends over and start drinking
hilarity will ensue.

Saw one Trebuchet, set on a doc, with a sling made to hold a seated person... look like some good fun!
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they're even more fun when you're drinking with friends!
Frickin' snow!

trenner

Build a high-powered laser into an otherwise-safe toy Star Trek phaser.

http://dvice.com/archives/2010/01/homemade-star-t.php

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