This is brilliant

[jerryz]

Drunk Driving...THIS is absolutely brilliant! Only an Aussie could pull this one  off!

A  true story from Mount Isa in Queensland. Recently  a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub.   Late  in the evening the officer noticed a man Leaving  the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The  man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer  quietly observing.   After  what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles.     The  man managed to find his car, which he fell into.     He  was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and  drove off.   Finally  he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry  night).   Then  flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on  the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a  few metres, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more  minutes as some more vehicles left.     At  last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the  road.   The  Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the  patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and  carried out a random breathalyzer test.

To his amazement the  breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man's  intoxication.

The Police officer said "I'll  have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyzer  equipment must be broken.."

"I doubt it," said the man,  "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

[Africaboy]

This is really funny!

[DesmoDiva]

 

I bet the cop wanted to punch him. 

[He Man]

couldnt a cop bust you for aiding others in breaking the law?

[teddy037.2]

old bit, but still funny 

[sbrguy]

there is no law against "acting like you are drunk".

the real question is what was he a decoy for? 

[fastwin]

That's funny as hell! I'll have a friend try it next time we're at a pub.

[hbliam]

http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/decoy.asp