looking to play in a band?(this is hilarious!)

[zooom]

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/muc/1640728208.html

[iDuc]

Talk about a face melting guitar solo!

BTW what were you searching for to bring this up?  Pyrotechnics experts?  Used/ damaged guitar sales?

[Bun-bun]

Penile implants?

[zooom]

Talk about a face melting guitar solo!

BTW what were you searching for to bring this up?  Pyrotechnics experts?  Used/ damaged guitar sales?

I was thinking it'd be a helluva cover for them to do KISS's "Love Gun"....

my boss actually sent it to me as his band is looking for another guitarist and one of band members came across it....so I am innocent in this one...but HAD to share...

the 2 funny comments I have gotten with other's I've shared this thought were "...for him to get a drummer with alot of gas so he can do blue flame standing solo's..."...and this guy has guaranteed he's never going to get a b**wjob ever again!..."

[zarn02]

. . .

Uh... neat?

[Triple J]

Damn...glad I play drums is all I have. 

[superjohn]

I know most guitar players are flaming cocks, but geez.....

[FatguyRacer]

I see a Dethklok moment of epic fail in whatever future band that guy ends up.

[il d00d]

"I'm in to playing hard rock, my influences are myself, Night Ranger, Survivor..."

He is oddly humble about his influences.  Despite being an apparently sentient organism, he only managed to make an impression on himself.  Clearly he suffers from low self-esteem.

Also:

Moootorriiiing...[twirl] what's youuur priiice for fliiiiight... [t-t-twirl]

Best of luck trying to erase that mental image 

[redxblack]

This thread makes me want to never pick up a musical instrument ever again!

[KnightofNi]

on his influences....he did say hard rock right?

where did all of those come from?