This kid has a bright future

Started by Stinky Wizzleteats, April 08, 2010, 08:27:14 AM

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Stinky Wizzleteats

I like a drink. You know when people say 'I like a drink as much as the next man'? Not if I'm the next man, you don't.

zooom

what was the cheer from the Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla when the old man would chug the pints?


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SacDuc


Sorry, he burped up a little at the end there. That's a .5 point deduction. But he does have a bright future of puking in girls hair, not ever getting laid and passing out in the basements of fraternity houses. So he's got that going for him.

sac




/which is nice.
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Quote from: SacDuc on April 08, 2010, 08:55:03 AM
Sorry, he burped up a little at the end there. That's a .5 point deduction. But he does have a bright future of puking in girls hair, not ever getting laid and passing out in the basements of fraternity houses. So he's got that going for him.

sac




/which is nice.

you forgot to add having a sharpy applied tuxedo to his walrus body while passed out in the basement. 

SacDuc

Quote from: The Architect on April 08, 2010, 09:01:37 AM
you forgot to add having a sharpy applied tuxedo to his walrus body while pasted out in the basement. 


I could just as well have mentioned that he will be waking up smelling of ether with a flaming celery stalk in ass, but some things go without saying.

sac
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zzilla

I think I know that guy, his nickame is "the Tank"
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Quote from: zzilla on April 08, 2010, 10:13:15 AM
I think I know that guy, his nickame is "the Tank"

I think "the barrel" is more appropriate? 

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that's def not me.

he doesn't even have a beard
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Quote from: zooom on April 08, 2010, 08:46:00 AM
what was the cheer from the Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla when the old man would chug the pints?

You mean "The Fox"  [thumbsup]  (nsfw language)

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Quote from: SacDuc on April 08, 2010, 09:03:57 AM

I could just as well have mentioned that he will be waking up smelling of ether with a flaming celery stalk in ass, but some things go without saying.

sac

ooo where can i get some of that?
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