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Monsterlover

April 20, 2010, 03:03:54 AM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Oldfisti

#1
April 20, 2010, 06:42:38 AM
How was this even discovered being that...


Who the hell eats sardines anymore?




PS: oops indeed      :-[
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

VisceralReaction

#2
April 20, 2010, 08:35:02 AM
That's no misprint, When i was in Australia I always had fresh ground black people on my sardines!  [laugh]
Quite the delicacy  [bacon]
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

Monsterlover

#3
April 20, 2010, 10:49:52 AM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Pip

#4
April 20, 2010, 10:53:12 AM
Would red pepper be Native American?
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

Grampa

#5
April 20, 2010, 10:54:08 AM
FYI. Capt'n Crunch is a racist
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

NoisyDante

#6
April 20, 2010, 11:04:42 AM
They eat ground black people like popcorn chicken in Scotland.   [popcorn]

Quote from: bobspapa on April 20, 2010, 10:54:08 AM
FYI. Capt'n Crunch is a racist

Along that scheme:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15271_hateful-stereotypes-behind-5-lovable-cereal-mascots.html
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

Grampa

#7
April 20, 2010, 12:01:36 PM
Quote from: NoisyDante on April 20, 2010, 11:04:42 AM
They eat ground black people like popcorn chicken in Scotland.   [popcorn]

Along that scheme:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15271_hateful-stereotypes-behind-5-lovable-cereal-mascots.html



ask yourself...

where are the children of color?

are they below deck?

it's 2010, why does the Capt'n still pilot a boat that looks like something from back in the slave trade days?

does the C on his hat stand for caucasian?

where are his legs?

where are the children's parents?

why are everybodys eyebrows detached from their face?
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

VisceralReaction

#8
April 20, 2010, 01:13:18 PM
Joel, you need to go back to the puff puff thread you started
;)  ;D
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

superjohn

#9
April 20, 2010, 01:18:04 PM Last Edit: April 20, 2010, 02:09:21 PM by superjohn
not to mention BP, all the kids look like they're on crack.

NoisyDante

#10
April 20, 2010, 01:54:08 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 20, 2010, 12:01:36 PM
ask yourself...

where are the children of color?

are they below deck?

it's 2010, why does the Capt'n still pilot a boat that looks like something from back in the slave trade days?

does the C on his hat stand for caucasian?

where are his legs?

where are the children's parents?

why are everybodys eyebrows detached from their face?

[laugh] [laugh]
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

Buckethead

#11
April 20, 2010, 02:48:10 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 20, 2010, 12:01:36 PM
ask yourself...

where are the children of color? Being eaten by Australians.

are they below deck? No. See above.

it's 2010, why does the Capt'n still pilot a boat that looks like something from back in the slave trade days? Gas = $3/gallon. Wind = FREE.

does the C on his hat stand for caucasian? Nope. Cheap. See above.

where are his legs? More importantly, WHERE ARE HIS PANTS?

where are the children's parents? Children these days have parents?

why are everybodys eyebrows detached from their face? Ya got me there.

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Oldfisti

#12
April 22, 2010, 06:24:13 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 20, 2010, 10:54:08 AM
FYI. Capt'n Crunch is a racist


FYI.


Crunch isn't even a real Captain.


He's only a Cap'n.


And where are his pants?
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Monsterlover

#13
April 23, 2010, 02:10:16 AM
I'm just happy I'm not his "first mate" or "second mate"

:o
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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