For those lonely nights.

[DucNaked]

http://m.sears.com/mt/www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_SPM223900328P?keyword=girlfriend+pillow&sLevel=0
I can't believe this is real.

[Pip]

If it was overstuffed and the breats were floppy, it'd be a "rugged indvidualist".

The color is dead on though. 

[The Bearded Duc]

I can't believe this is real.

And from Sears, none the less. Too bad it's not anatomically correct, I'd be all over it. No pun intended.

[RAT900]

I hope it is machine washable at least

[The Bearded Duc]

I hope it is machine washable at least

And if the cover zips off you kinda get the same effect of taking a "real" girls shirt off!   

[RAT900]

<laughing>  but it has no head...who has a headless girlfriend?

[The Bearded Duc]

<laughing>  but it has no head...who has a headless girlfriend?

Sometimes I wish I did. Then I wouldn't have to listen to her all the time. Oh wait, I do that anyway.   

[SacDuc]

<laughing>  but it has no head...who has a headless girlfriend?

Ichabod Crane?

[The Bearded Duc]

Ichabod Crane?

That's the headless horseman Sac, not the headless girlfriend.  


BTW, a slight thread jack, I'm gonna have a little surprise for you, Sac, by the beginning of next week. At least I hope it's a surprise and not a WTF!!

[RAT900]

It has jugs, a torso and one arm with what looks like a rubber glove on it

I guess someone at Sears thought it covered all the essential bases required for male nocturnal companionship

.........Ted Bundy's or Jeff Dahmer's maybe

[SacDuc]

. . . I'm gonna have a little surprise for you, Sac, by the beginning of next week. . .

Anal?

[NoisyDante]

Perhaps the yellow hand inspired by the rubber glove Tyler Durden is wearing?  And for the same purpose?  What that it exactly, I'm not sure, but it's hilarious.

[The Bearded Duc]

Anal?

Non-stop laughter!
It's only gonna hurt for a second.....