Wrong Creatures

[MendoDave]

That story reminds me of two young boys that never knew each other, but Both of them were afflicted with muscular dystrophy. The first kid "Randy" was my great Uncles Grandson. He and his sister had the unfortunate experience of witnessing their Father and mother Killed one night while they cowered under the kitchen table. This incident, as well as the weird household they lived in, left them both mentally scarred.  Randy became the meanest, most unpleasant person I have ever met in my life. He would just push you to the limit of endurance of how much B.S.  you could put up with. When he went to live with his aunt in Florida it was reported that she became so fed up with him one day that she tipped him over in his wheel chair right on top of a red ant pile and left him there in the hot Florida sun.

My sisters son Bobby, has an even worse case of MD and has never been able to walk, and now at the age of 10, has never learned to speak either. Bobby only makes his best attempt at making some noises but the muscles never developed enough to speak properly. He is confined to a wheelchair and gets home schooled. The kid has an angelic demeanor and just smiles at you when you look at him, and besides his body being in a half vegetative state, he is always pleasant to be around. I have a hard time dealing with it when I go over there. It makes me sad.

Randy was mad at the world because he got a shitty deal and Bobby is just the opposite. Who can figure these things out? 

[cyrus buelton]

Who can figure these things out? 

The Mammal mind works in weird weird ways, doesn't it?

(the reason I say mammal is because it started as a dog story about how one reacted and then moved to a human nature)


Probably my psychology in this, but I loved my one Sociology class in college.

Sort of makes you think the word "stereotype" isn't always the case. The real word is "reality."

[GAAN]

Nahhh don't go getting all existential and stuff...

actually Zooom's comments on that Guava Mangusta or whatever it was in the BWAAA! thread reminded me of misbegotten pairings and hence that dog

I just threw in the observation about people to give the recollection a point of sorts...it was an evil farking dog thank the gods that it didn't have the legs it wanted  

this is simple cause and effect

you take a happy dog

ask it to come to you

dog has a dragon peter

gets a splinter

and

you wonder why it got all angry at you

this has nothing to do with evil and unfortunate pairings

this is about the selfishness and lack of forthought of man

if your sperm bastions were hung in the muck

and some bastard wanted you to drag em across the earth

you would be angry before you reached your destination as well

[Oldfisti]

this is simple cause and effect

you take a happy dog

ask it to come to you

dog has a dragon peter

gets a splinter

and

you wonder why it got all angry at you

this has nothing to do with evil and unfortunate pairings

this is about the selfishness and lack of forthought of man

if your sperm bastions were hung in the muck

and some bastard wanted you to drag em across the earth

you would be angry before you reached your destination as well

...and now you all know how I feel on a daily basis.














Then I woke up and realized I was late for work!

[Johnny OrganDonor]

...the dog was a tangible piece of damnation personified...perhaps a guard dog in a previous life at Auschwitz or something....

Brilliant line (I'm going to steal it next time I'm describing a mean dog.) 

I also saw a dog of identical breeding.  Handsome head, erect ears, coat, and long feathery tail of a German Shepherd and the unfortunate body and stature of a Basset Hound (I didn't look for his unit.)  That Bassgerm Shephound was the most revolting dog I've ever seen.  It was actually quite friendly but kinda creepy to pet - imagine giving the Elephant Man a full body massage.

[RAT900]

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That Bassgerm Shephound was the most revolting dog I've ever seen.  It was actually quite friendly but kinda creepy to pet - imagine giving the Elephant Man a full body massage.

Exactly!!!  like some sort of weird science experiment that makes the platypus look mainstream....

it couldn't have looked any odder and creepy if they had stuck the shepherd's head on a human....

it was an Eraserhead sort of creature

[lethe]

My neighbor has the result of a Black Lab and a Jack Russell having sexy time.
In this case it worked out well and the dog perpetually looks like a Black Lab puppy although now that it's getting older it is getting an odd look to it much like a 40 yr old Emmanuel Lewis.