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ducatiz
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Do you fellas know this man?
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June 02, 2008, 11:38:23 AM »
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361382,00.html
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Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Monday, June 02, 2008
Hazardous Hardware?
An Australian man was operated on in Hornsby Hospital in Berowra Sunday where surgeons removed 16 stainless steel washers from "down under," The Daily Telegraph reports.
Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3 a.m. Berowra is a suburb of northern Sydney in the state of New South Wales, Australia.
It was not clear how the man's situation arose.
Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers,[/b]
before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.
Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.
A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.
The man was in a satisfactory condition.
It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
dragonworld.
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June 02, 2008, 02:56:19 PM »
I know this bloke!!
His name is Richard Cranium
He likes a
obviously???
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BadBoyBubby
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June 02, 2008, 03:06:40 PM »
Its a Harley thing. You can never carry enough spares to get home safely.
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dragonworld.
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June 02, 2008, 05:42:33 PM »
But where were they deposited, attached, wedged, shoved into, screwed on???
Were they used as suppositries or as a type of genital jewelry??
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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ducatiz
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he had 'em run up the old flagpole, if you know what i mean.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
DosVerde
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June 02, 2008, 08:15:05 PM »
Scene from a Ducati dealership workshop in Sydney...
Mechanic: There you go son, thats how you put the engine back in the frame...
Apprentice: But i have all these washers left over, what should I do with them?
Mechanic: make the beast with two backs the washers...
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DosVerde
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June 02, 2008, 08:28:33 PM »
Was that joke too obvious
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BadBoyBubby
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June 02, 2008, 09:04:51 PM »
Quote from: DosVerde on June 02, 2008, 08:28:33 PM
Was that joke too obvious
Didn't stop me from laughing.
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Quote from: DosVerde on June 02, 2008, 08:28:33 PM
Was that joke too obvious
Nope, I had a laugh....
Sadly this could be so true....... Given some (I repeat some not all) of the mechanic out there....
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Im on the floor,i can just imagine shited doing in the situation
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June 03, 2008, 12:28:01 AM »
That was good, Dos, I've heard the spare washers are a part of exhaust installation on the monster. nice call !
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Quote from: DosVerde on June 02, 2008, 08:15:05 PM
Scene from a Ducati dealership workshop in Sydney...
Mechanic: There you go son, thats how you put the engine back in the frame...
Apprentice: But i have all these washers left over, what should I do with them?
Mechanic: make the beast with two backs the washers...
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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