Get off my lawn!

[Stinky Wizzleteats]

Or I keel you.

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/05/man-69-charged-south-suburban-fatal-shooting.html


Wow, unbelievable. 

[RAT900]

Sounds like he shrank his broke-brained universe down to a patch of sod

and was going to defend it to the death

maybe they'll give him a box of dirt to work with in the prison yard

and then let the other prisoners piss on it

[Popeye the Sailor]

Man mown down in turf war. Possibly with sod off shotgun.


More at 11.

[RAT900]

Man mown down in turf war. Possibly with sod off shotgun.


More at 11.

you should write headlines for the NY Post

[vwboomer]

Well. It IS a nice piece of lawn.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Well. It IS a nice piece of lawn.

Would you say it's a nice piece of grass?

[RAT900]

I'd piss my initials on it

[Stinky Wizzleteats]

I'd piss my initials on it

I thought the least you could do was lay a cable on it.

[Mojo S2R]

Lay out the hose and turn on the sprinkler.   

[zooom]

I think the dude had been sniffing fertilizer.

[rgramjet]

Chic chic chi chic chic, brrr rrrr rrrr rrrr rrrrr.