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7 x 13 = 28

Started by SacDuc, May 18, 2010, 10:49:18 AM

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SacDuc

May 18, 2010, 10:49:18 AM

Math is hard.   :P

7x13=28
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SacDuc

#1
May 18, 2010, 10:57:07 AM
HATERS GONNA HATE.

SacDuc

#2
May 18, 2010, 11:01:30 AM


Same joke, now with more hillbilly:

Learning Math (Funny)
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Stinky Wizzleteats

#3
May 18, 2010, 01:01:12 PM
Funny you should mention maths today, it was Bertrand Russells birthday yesterday.  ;)
I like a drink. You know when people say 'I like a drink as much as the next man'? Not if I'm the next man, you don't.

SacDuc

#4
May 18, 2010, 01:22:53 PM


When I was 22ish I took a tour of Bertrand Russell's family estate (Earls of Kingston if memory serves). Apparently the lesser Dukes and Earls have had to open their homes to the masses to help defer the cost of up keep. So there I am on the tour and we are in some storage cellar that has all manner of silver tea service and crystal vases and such and the guide is blathering on and on. In walks a family servant to fetch a very finely engraved silver cake knife. As the guy walked past me I said, "Hey, can I get a piece of cake?"

He was not amused.

sac


/brutish American
//cool story, bro
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erkishhorde

#5
May 18, 2010, 04:44:23 PM
abbott and costello math joke

Same joke in sailor outfits.

Abbot & Costello - It's Payday!
and off course there's payday.


Abbot and Costello - "Find the Submarine"
and counting starting around 3:10
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

Jobu

#6
May 20, 2010, 02:53:32 AM
"Did you ever go to school, stupid?"

"Yes sir, and I came out the same way."

Classic   [laugh]

(@  )( @ )

ducpainter

#7
May 20, 2010, 03:22:58 AM
No one recognized a skinny Shemp Howard in the sailor suit? [roll]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Porsche Monkey

#8
May 20, 2010, 03:34:25 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 03:22:58 AM
No one recognized a skinny Shemp Howard in the sailor suit? [roll]

A whut?
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Oldfisti

#9
May 20, 2010, 03:35:51 AM
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

ducpainter

#10
May 20, 2010, 03:38:36 AM
Quote from: alfisti on May 20, 2010, 03:35:51 AM

The guy with the donuts
Yup...the one that hands the hot tray to Lou.

Shemp was Curly's replacement...or vice versa.

There was one other Stooge...Curly Joe. He sucked.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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