I am Richard Gere

Started by ducatiz, July 02, 2010, 05:18:10 PM

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Grampa

an officer and a gerbilman
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell


1KDS

Every bike I've ever owned.

psycledelic

Careful planning would make a great deterrent for tailgaters.  Double Barrel!
06 S2R800 - the wife                         [Dolph]
04 999s - the mistress

R0CKETMAN

They used my fourwheeler as a food storage depot. Bastards
"Bones Heal, Chicks Dig Scars, Pain Goes Away"

DucMouse the Mighty

Quote from: DRKWNG on July 03, 2010, 10:00:46 AM
Holy FACK!!  So now I also have to worry about mice getting in the bike's (notice how I covered that base right away?) tail pipe as well?   :-\  Why did I move to DC again?  lol

just move out here...we dont have that problem 8) [laugh]
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

minnesotamonster

Bastards filled the hood of my 77 firebird full of dog food one winter. Almost a 5 gallon bucketfull. 

I can still hear a few pieces rolling around whenever I pop the hood  [bang]
2004 S4R
1998 Honda F3 (Track)
2001 M600 (Now the Wife's)

1KDS

Mice attacked the wiring in the 3000GT twice now, always a pain in the ass to find the spot.
Every bike I've ever owned.

orangelion03

A few months back, at the Rock Store, a fellow had pulled up on a Desmosedici and I overheard a conversation he was having with friends.  His OTHER Desmosedici was in the shop because rats had eaten a portion of his wiring!  Apparently, he had had similar problems with one of his Ferraris.

VIVA LA EVOLUCION!!!

minnesotamonster

Quote from: orangelion03 on July 06, 2010, 04:32:44 PM
A few months back, at the Rock Store, a fellow had pulled up on a Desmosedici and I overheard a conversation he was having with friends.  His OTHER Desmosedici was in the shop because rats had eaten a portion of his wiring!  Apparently, he had had similar problems with one of his Ferraris.



what a terrible problem to have  [roll]
2004 S4R
1998 Honda F3 (Track)
2001 M600 (Now the Wife's)

ducatiz

Quote from: orangelion03 on July 06, 2010, 04:32:44 PM
A few months back, at the Rock Store, a fellow had pulled up on a Desmosedici and I overheard a conversation he was having with friends.  His OTHER Desmosedici was in the shop because rats had eaten a portion of his wiring!  Apparently, he had had similar problems with one of his Ferraris.

sounds like someone needs to spend less time shopping for mantoys and more time with an exterminator
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

BMiller

Too bad you didn't get that on video..........woulda been HUGE on Youtube [laugh]
2003 Ducati 748S