Mel Gibson

[RAT900]

feh!  and I can tell by the dribble of your jaw and the artful way you consume a cucumber that you were the darling of the locker room!

that wasn't me at the jamboree, only wishful thinking on your part and of course, dim vision due to age and squinting too hard at those juniors T-ball games you so frequently attend

pah, strong words coming from a man who is no stranger to the charms of the goat, your name is legend as one who has drafted deeply from the vliet of the Nanny and brayed hoarsely in vile pleasure

[ducatiz]

pah, strong words coming from a man who is no stranger to the charms of the goat, your name is legend as one who has drafted deeply from the vliet of the Nanny and brayed hoarsely in vile pleasure

charming goats are above your station!  ye, the knave, howling loudly from the porcine pleasure pit cares not if thine partner is comely, only that you are coming hither.  all denizens of the farm shudder and rearlegs falter -- an inborn trait -- at the merest whisper of your name.

[cyrus buelton]

Now that is the making of a true pissing match...........

Move it over boys

or

are you both due back in boys town?

[RAT900]

charming goats are above your station!  ye, the knave, howling loudly from the porcine pleasure pit cares not if thine partner is comely, only that you are coming hither.  all denizens of the farm shudder and rearlegs falter -- an inborn trait -- at the merest whisper of your name.

were you only within reach I would fluff and pepper your face with my riding gloves, you impudent toad

was it not a fortnight ago you were seen mounted and rogering the Vicar's peruke on its stand in the Sacristy? ....

I have it on good account you were tickling your own bung to ensure a good amount of leavings while O'Malley's favorite lads applauded

[SacDuc]

Damn it. Can some one fetch Rat out of the time machine? I don't want him doing opium with Edgar Allan Poe again. Last time they did that he convince Poe to marry his own first cousin.

sac

[lethe]

Damn it. Can some one fetch Rat out of the time machine? I don't want him doing opium with Edgar Allan Poe again. Last time they did that he convince Poe to marry his own first cousin.

sac

Rat and Poe used to hang out on the Bronx street corners hustling.

[rgramjet]

Hey, I wasnt there and I dont know no Vicky!

[RAT900]

Rat and Poe used to hang out on the Bronx street corners hustling.

We had to send poor Edgar off to the Bronx,

thanks to him we were no longer welcome in the taverns of the Village...

no darker a worldview has a human held, than did Edgar...a snout-full and he was up in oratory at the bar end

spouting prose that would remind the patrons of the blackest of eulogies

delivered at the most painful burials of loved-ones in their recollections

the very sight of him could empty a bar of its finest trollops as they knew

he would soon reduce their potential clients to sobbing maudlin puddles, lusts rendered flaccid by Edgar's sentiments

dear Edgar was perpetually in the death-grip of such a grim inebriation

we felt his brand of excesses were best suited for the Bronx

I agreed to meet him up there but instead found my way to a Tavern in Gramercy on Irving

where years later I met a fine gentleman who went by the name of O. Henry  

a convicted embezzler quite handy with a pen and an open bar tab

[factorPlayer]

on his issues? i think it is directly related to his overbearing catholic upbringing.

bingo.  

"Yet here is a man whose every word and deed is easily explicable once you know the single essential thing about him: He is a member of a fascist splinter group that believes it is the salvation of the Catholic Church."

Christopher Hitchens breaks it down at http://www.slate.com/id/2260937

[ducpainter]

bingo. 

"Yet here is a man whose every word and deed is easily explicable once you know the single essential thing about him: He is a member of a fascist splinter group that believes it is the salvation of the Catholic Church."

Christopher Hitchens breaks it down at http://www.slate.com/id/2260937

bottom line: Religion make the beast with two backss you up. 

Dood...

We don't do religion.

[factorPlayer]

It's so completely relevant to the topic at hand it couldn't not be mentioned.  That's all I've got.

[ducpainter]

It's so completely relevant to the topic at hand it couldn't not be mentioned.  That's all I've got.

If you continue to think that way we'll part company for a time.

That's the way it is.