I was feeling a bit down.... and Jesus made me laugh

[Grampa]

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mis/1919686743.html

[Mulletbiker]

I could use a good laugh today..........

can't see from work.....Damn filters 

someone please copy & paste Thanks

[Slide Panda]

"I mess ours walks in hart park. - m4w - 24 (Aldos bar)
I want you black so bad my little Sanchez. I am so in loves with you. I didnt understand whys you think your a lisbain now? We had such a beautiful life tegeether. It was the bestst month of my hole life. I didet even mind spending my radeo muney on all your keds. I think about our vacation to TJ all of the days. It meant so much to me that you were willing to met my familya. They reely licked you so much. None of them know you have turned lisbain. Aunt Guadalupe would be so pessed at me. Uncel Carlos do not understand two womon having sex tegaeter. Last week I enjoyed our talk in Aldo's. Thack you for the bears. I'm sorry your girlfriend got mad and left you. I will always be there for you. I am a demamding catholic and will never give up on you. Let me be your little Jesus. I love you Marlina.

Your Jesus.

B"

[zooom]

WOW......should I feel dumber or smarter for being able to understand what was trying to be conveyed in that message?

[Le Pirate]

wow.

[Porsche Monkey]

 

[r_ciao]

bobspapa,
that's funny, but why are you cruising the personals ads?
i'm wondering if that's a joke.  that grammar and spelling is horrendous!
Ciao!

[Boog]

Didn't I see that guy in Cycle Gear today?    

[superjohn]

Sort of a thread jack, but when I saw the title, I thought it would be for this site

http://jesusgetsaround.com/

[Grampa]

bobspapa,
that's funny, but why are you cruising the personals ads?
i'm wondering if that's a joke.  that grammar and spelling is horrendous!
Ciao!

thar be some funny shit in the missed connection section of CL

[IZ]

i'm wondering if that's a joke.

Jesus is not a joke!   




I cringe everytime I read my cousin's posts on facebook.  She's a 15 y/o, self-proclaimed "blaxican".  Talk about horrible grammar and spelling!  I don't know how this girl has progressed through school?!   I guess it's not so bad since she is writing phonetically..err..ebonically correct??

[Kopfjäger]

nsfw


Big Lebowski Nobody make the beast with two backss with the Jesus