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« Reply #75 on: August 27, 2010, 04:11:34 AM »

I can't imagine riding less than atgatt, beyond short circles in the parking lot in my condo complex. Being on the road with rolling phone booths means I have to be ready for anything. In a post-apocalyptic world where there are no cars, I'd ride naked. Other people scare the gear onto me.
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« Reply #76 on: August 27, 2010, 04:50:18 AM »

Looking for a better photo but this is what these guys wear.

CHP



City cops in some small city in So Cal



Northern Ireland police
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« Reply #77 on: August 27, 2010, 05:07:36 AM »

I was looking around for a pic of the CHP gear, but could only find this:


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« Reply #78 on: August 27, 2010, 05:22:43 AM »

Nice hair.
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« Reply #79 on: August 27, 2010, 08:42:18 AM »

He also lifted his visor quite a few times. What would have happened if a bee would have come flying into his helmet?

The bee would have either landed on a fries or got stuck in the shake.
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« Reply #80 on: August 27, 2010, 09:37:06 AM »



Question regarding the Ireland Police: do they have a gun holstered on the other hip too? You know, so you don't have to let off of the throttle to squeeze off a few rounds.   Evil

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« Reply #81 on: August 27, 2010, 09:56:44 AM »


   In Ireland, they prolly have a vision guided missle launcher on the bike!!    But that is why You have left hand shoulder holster elsewhere..
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« Reply #82 on: August 27, 2010, 10:44:28 AM »


Question regarding the Ireland Police: do they have a gun holstered on the other hip too? You know, so you don't have to let off of the throttle to squeeze off a few rounds.   Evil

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« Reply #83 on: August 27, 2010, 10:46:39 AM »

Does that Police bike really need an Akra system?  Aren't they all about regulating emissions and noise pollution?   Huh?
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« Reply #84 on: August 27, 2010, 11:42:50 AM »

Does that Police bike really need an Akra system? 

Yes. For when they race in the Northwest 200.  Wink

Aren't they all about regulating emissions and noise pollution?   Huh?

They can do whatever the make the beast with two backs they want. They are the POlice.  Police


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« Reply #85 on: August 27, 2010, 11:58:48 AM »

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They can do whatever the make the beast with two backs they want. They are the POlice.  Police


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Whaaattttt?Huh? You mean they are not all law abiding citizens that follow the same rules they are set out to enforce?  That's just ludicrous!  Wink
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« Reply #86 on: August 27, 2010, 12:09:00 PM »

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