I missed the retards bit. But I'm sure I'm offended and am not going to give you my number.
hmmmm...
oversleep.
get loaner phone.
eat breakfast w/some retards.
hit up SS and have shawn fawn over bike one more time.
sulk.
play kickass racing game (which makes me want to spend 3g's on the shitkicker custom setup+software)
drink way too much.