Das Auto

Started by Speedbag, October 17, 2010, 04:50:21 PM

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Speedbag

That's cool, wonder how road bikes would fit.

Quote from: Le Pirate on October 19, 2010, 08:39:09 AM
I think you'll love your tiguan. My parents have had one for a year now, and are still in love with it (they call it juan  [laugh])


I have a feeling it will end up nicknamed. :) Had a recent death in the family and had to attend the funeral today, which entailed a 200-mile round trip, and I have to admit that it's a hoot to pass with.

It really is a GTI on stilts....
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lethe

Quote from: Speedbag on October 19, 2010, 05:33:16 PM
That's cool, wonder how road bikes would fit.

I have a feeling it will end up nicknamed. :) Had a recent death in the family and had to attend the funeral today, which entailed a 200-mile round trip, and I have to admit that it's a hoot to pass with.

It really is a GTI on stilts....
That's why I said it.  ;)
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Speedbag

#32
Heehee.

I just noticed in the owner's manual that there's a procedure for "launch control". It seems I have something new to try tomorrow.

[evil]

Instructions:

1. Switch off anti-slip regulation.
2. Depress and hold the brake pedal with your left foot.
3. Move the selector lever into Tiptronic position.
4. With your right foot, depress the accelerator pedal until the engine reaches about 3200 RPM.
5. Remove your left foot from the brake. The vehicle will accelerate from a stop at the maximum rate.

The best is the warning below the instructions:

"Only use the launch control program when road and traffic conditions allow it and other drivers will not be endangered or annoyed by your driving and the vehicle's acceleration."
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

lethe

Quote from: Speedbag on October 19, 2010, 06:05:47 PM
Heehee.

I just noticed in the owner's manual that there's a procedure for "launch control". It seems I have something new to try tomorrow.

[evil]
[evil] indeed  [laugh]
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Speedbag

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

lethe

Quote from: Speedbag on October 19, 2010, 06:19:17 PM
See edit above.  ;D
launching my TDI hard is a bit tougher with me rather than the computer controlling the clutch  [laugh]
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Le Pirate

Quote from: Speedbag on October 19, 2010, 06:05:47 PM
Heehee.

I just noticed in the owner's manual that there's a procedure for "launch control". It seems I have something new to try tomorrow.

[evil]

Instructions:

1. Switch off anti-slip regulation.
2. Depress and hold the brake pedal with your left foot.
3. Move the selector lever into Tiptronic position.
4. With your right foot, depress the accelerator pedal until the engine reaches about 3200 RPM.
5. Remove your left foot from the brake. The vehicle will accelerate from a stop at the maximum rate.

The best is the warning below the instructions:

"Only use the launch control program when road and traffic conditions allow it and other drivers will not be endangered or annoyed by your driving and the vehicle's acceleration."


awesome.

I might have to take my mom's car to the store next time I'm down there  [evil]
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ducatiz

Quote from: humorless dp on October 17, 2010, 05:16:40 PM
I can smell the new car smell from here. ;D

Congrats.

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Speedbag

Quote from: Le Pirate on October 20, 2010, 10:00:06 AM

awesome.

I might have to take my mom's car to the store next time I'm down there  [evil]

Yeah, give it a whirl - it's entertaining.  :)

Not quite what I imagine the same feature to be like in, say, a 911 Turbo, but still.....
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