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Is anyone else sick of these intrusive little pests?

Started by Veloce-Fino, October 25, 2010, 02:11:12 PM

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Veloce-Fino

October 25, 2010, 02:11:12 PM
STINKBUGS!!

Now that the temperature has dropped these little buggers are all over my house.

I'll be at the desk and they will be crawling on my legs or feet. Sometimes I get into bed and feel something on my leg...surprise it's a stinkbug.

They are pure evil I tell you, pure evil!!

Here a photo for effect.
Is this thing on?

ducpainter

#1
October 25, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
Iz IZ_ your photographer? [evil]
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 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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Veloce-Fino

#2
October 25, 2010, 02:18:17 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on October 25, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
Iz IZ_ your photographer? [evil]

haha.....

you can thank my crappy cellphone for that photo..

It wont be so funny when these things invade your home and are crawling on your legs in bed!!
Is this thing on?

ducpainter

#3
October 25, 2010, 02:20:45 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on October 25, 2010, 02:18:17 PM
haha.....

you can thank my crappy cellphone for that photo..

It wont be so funny when these things invade your home and are crawling on your legs in bed!!
We have no such bugs here.

The black flies carry them off.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Veloce-Fino

#4
October 25, 2010, 02:42:45 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on October 25, 2010, 02:20:45 PM
We have no such bugs here.

The black flies carry them off.

I'm going to make a trip out your way this winter with a suitcase full of stinkbugs... then you will know my pain.
Is this thing on?

ducpainter

#5
October 25, 2010, 02:54:27 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on October 25, 2010, 02:42:45 PM
I'm going to make a trip out your way this winter with a suitcase full of stinkbugs... then you will know my pain.
Dress warm. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Speedbag

#6
October 25, 2010, 03:27:44 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on October 25, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
Iz IZ_ your photographer? [evil]

[laugh]  [laugh]  [laugh]

Here it's the make the beast with two backsing Asian beetles. And boxelder bugs.  :P But a good, hard freeze is rapidly approaching....
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RAT900

#7
October 25, 2010, 03:33:43 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2010, 03:36:56 PM by RAT900
you want a treat? try those make the beast with two backsing little scorpions we had down in the Georgia mountains...

I believe they worked in conjunction with squadrons of chiggers

who would ride on their backs as they figured out how to breach your foundation sills

and get in the house and crawl around...luring the hungry baby copperhead snakes in close behind them

stinkbugs? I'll take some fart-smelling tick-looking thing any day of the week over the parade of invisible, semi-invisible and venomous fauna that I would step on in the middle of the night....

make the beast with two backsing wood-boring bees the size of your thumb.....

spiders as big as your hand that would build giant webs across your doorway at night so your entire face is covered in web with a scrambling spider trying to get off of your face when you come in at the end of a night

fart bugs? shit...bring em on...they can't make any smells worse than the ones I can emit
This is an insult to the Pez community

Veloce-Fino

#8
October 25, 2010, 03:39:47 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on October 25, 2010, 03:33:43 PM
fart bugs? shit...bring em on
This is an awesome statement.

Well it appears my situation is not so bad... soo..

SUCKS to be you haha.

We do have these guys in the thousands..  Wolf Spider, when you startle them they go back on their hind legs and jump at you.


but they kill ticks, mosquitoes, flies, moths... So I actually like them. Completely harmless albeit scary looking.
Is this thing on?

herm

#9
October 25, 2010, 04:30:46 PM
the maine state bird



all the other insects are merely a distraction. :P
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TiNi

#10
October 25, 2010, 04:33:13 PM
wtf is that  :'(

Kopfjäger

#11
October 25, 2010, 04:47:18 PM
We have these make the beast with two backsers everywhere.



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Triple J

#12
October 25, 2010, 04:49:50 PM
Ya...I'll be staying out west where insects aren't really a problem.  :)

ducpainter

#13
October 25, 2010, 04:50:36 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on October 25, 2010, 04:33:13 PM
wtf is that  :'(
that'd be a small mosquito, ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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