Is this really a movie?

Started by The Architect, May 26, 2009, 11:06:25 AM

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Rameses

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Quote from: Jobu on November 16, 2010, 01:03:15 AM
Dood!!!  Watch out.  You're like 200 ft tall, but you're about to get eaten by that shark with two dimensional teeth.



Nah...

Figure that railing's 4 ft tall, that makes me about 30 feet waist to head...


60' tall...    ish.


And totally amazing how my reflection looks 10x more real that the graphix in the movie.  (I look like a ghost being eaten by a fake shark. ;D )



Speedbag

Okay....this looks as bad as a lot of made-for-SyFy movies.

Thus it goes to the top of the Netflix queue.....  ;D
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Speedbag

Remeses, I got the DVD in the mail today....it really looks bad from the cover and description.

I shall watch it sometime this week.

In the meantime, someone needs to decide if they want it next - it's Bad Movie Pay It Forward.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Rameses

Quote from: Speedbag on November 29, 2010, 02:49:33 PM
Remeses, I got the DVD in the mail today....it really looks bad from the cover and description.

I shall watch it sometime this week.

In the meantime, someone needs to decide if they want it next - it's Bad Movie Pay It Forward.


;D

Let us all know what you think after you watch it.   [thumbsup]


sisca77


Speedbag

I watched this steaming pile last night. Wow.  [laugh]

Virtually pointless and incredibly ludicrous storyline - check.

Horrendous acting - check.

Equally horrendous props and special effects - check.

Gratuitous use of stock footage - check.

Former teen pop superstar turned marine biologist banging random dudes on a ship - check.


Almost the worst was the dialogue. My favorite lines, eerily prophetic as far as the actors are concerned, while inspecting a giant whale carcass:

"What do we have here?"

"No chance of career advancement, that's for sure."


Who wants this thing next? PM me your address. Get it out of my house. Please.

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat