Blue Angels lend Santa hand

[orangelion03]

Great story.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/12/13/blue.angels.christmas/index.html

[zooom]

 

[SacDuc]

Pfffft, right. Nice cover story. We all know that once that jolly bastard crosses into US air space the pentagon will scramble the fighters faster than you can say ho ho holy shit! We don't have any treaties with the North Pole what so ever. We're not gonna have some velvet-clad snow-terrorist breaking into people's homes and redistributing wealth. In this country creepy dudes with beards bearing candy are met with suspicion. So if that guy does manage to squeeze his fat, pederast jowls down my chimney before the black helicopters catch up with him, he'll be looking at the business end of shot gun. I'm not gonna put my kids at risk for a fatal reindeer goring or from type 2 diabetes from all of those sugary treats. And besides, my kids are gonna learn that if they want some goddamn candy they better damn well get off of their asses and work for it. Sugar Plums don't grow on trees! Okay, well plums do, but they sure as hell don't sugar themselves!


sac


/scrooge
//now with tin foil hat!

[Grampa]

you say'n I'm fat?

[orangelion03]

Nice rant Ebenezer.  May i remind you that you dont have actual human kids, and your monsters would likley crush O'l Jolly Olly to death anyway.

[The Bacon Junkie]

"fatal reindeer goring" 

Rudolph doesn't gore, but he does wheelie!   

[GAAN]

One sunny December night

along the boulevards of Sacramento

Sacduc had a chance meeting with Santa Claus

it explains a lot

[Drjones]

  Newsflash! Katrina was five freaking years ago.  Some people pick up and move forward (S. Mississippi, SE Texas twice with Rita and Ike) and some . . . well what I have to say about N.O. will probably get me banned.