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Started by Grampa, January 07, 2011, 10:24:11 AM

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herm

#16
January 07, 2011, 11:24:38 AM Last Edit: January 07, 2011, 11:26:12 AM by herm
^#2 is a meth head..if thats your thing.

edit: i used to live in meth head central (klamath falls, OR) it was that or religion...i just didn't fit in. :P
This map is upside down, the plan is written in crayon, and the weather forecast is from 2011.

Oldfisti

#17
January 07, 2011, 11:24:59 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 07, 2011, 11:12:07 AM


I'm ossifer rick james pregnant dog!

Impersonating a peace officer, possession of a deadly weapon and unlawful use of body armor


Unlawful use of body armor?

I didn't know there was such a crime.
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i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

RAT900

#18
January 07, 2011, 11:25:54 AM
I bet Charlie Sheen would hit # 2 in a heartbeat...maybe he already has
This is an insult to the Pez community

LMT

#19
January 07, 2011, 11:27:01 AM

RAT900

#20
January 07, 2011, 11:30:48 AM
None of them look particularly happy...except maybe the one next to the lower right corner...but she's probably hallucinating something amusing
This is an insult to the Pez community

Scotzman

#21
January 07, 2011, 12:04:41 PM
Quote from: zarn02 on January 07, 2011, 11:23:01 AM
I gotta say, the hookers are real hit and miss. Mostly miss.
Why have a hooker when you can have a teacher...
"Get your haggis right here. Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach.
Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ales you."

Speedbag

#22
January 07, 2011, 01:09:32 PM
Quote from: Timmy Tucker on January 07, 2011, 10:45:03 AM

And where were the hot horny teachers when I was in school?




Hell, where are they now??  [laugh]
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derby

#23
January 07, 2011, 01:32:04 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on January 07, 2011, 01:09:32 PM
Hell, where are they now??  [laugh]

that one is currently in lockup in Plainfield, IL...  ;D
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zarn02

#24
January 07, 2011, 01:48:16 PM
Quote from: derby on January 07, 2011, 01:32:04 PM
that one is currently in lockup in Plainfield, IL...  ;D

But you might be too old for her, honestly.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Speedbag

#25
January 07, 2011, 02:26:14 PM
Quote from: derby on January 07, 2011, 01:32:04 PM
that one is currently in lockup in Plainfield, IL...  ;D

Hmmm....I could be there in about 8 hours. Conjugal visit, here I come!  ;D
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Grampa

#26
January 07, 2011, 02:35:35 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on January 07, 2011, 02:26:14 PM
Hmmm....I could be there in about 8 hours. Conjugal visit, here I come!  ;D

bring your sponge bob lunchbox.... it's a turn on for her
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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Buckethead

#27
January 07, 2011, 02:53:13 PM
Quote from: alfisti on January 07, 2011, 11:24:59 AM

Unlawful use of body armor?

I didn't know there was such a crime.

Thanks to the Hollywood Bank Robbery. Now limited to law enforcement and military personnel.

Quote from: bobspapa on January 07, 2011, 02:35:35 PM
bring your sponge bob lunchbox.... it's a turn on for her

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Spongebob No Pants!
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Speedbag

#28
January 08, 2011, 04:11:58 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 07, 2011, 02:35:35 PM
bring your sponge bob lunchbox.... it's a turn on for her

Rawr.
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