Blasphemy...

[ZLTFUL]

OK, I thought this deserved it's own thread.

Twice today I have witnessed some very blashpemous messages being typed on this here board.

From Adam: Turkey Bacon
From Emily: Turkey Sausage

You both will burn in the eternal fires of damnation if you don't repent your evil ways immediately. Bacon and Sausage should never be made from anything even remotely resembling healthy. Bacon should make you drool from the hot smokey porky goodness as it fries and shoots lava hot beads of grease all over your kitchen. And sausage should be made from pork or venison, seasoned properly, and raise your cholesterol just by observing it.

Please...I beg of both of you...people I consider friends...people I would never wish eternal damnation upon...repent now and beg the lord of all things greasy and crispy and bacony to forgive you. Not even Flying Spaghetti Monster can save you from the evils you have unleashed upon the world.


Sheesh...I need to find something to do...

[IZ]

 

[spolic]

Now while I agree about pork bacon, my poor gut just can not take it. So... turkey bacon is my only choice.

[Porsche Monkey]

Now while I agree about pork bacon, my poor gut just can not take it. So... turkey bacon is my only choice.

Your avatar looks like you just ate turkey bacon. 

[IZ]

Now while I agree about pork bacon, my poor gut just can not take it. So... turkey bacon is my only choice.

and you're healthier too because of it!!   

My cholesterol count can't take it.  That's why I had to make the transition as well. 

Believe me folks..I grew up in Mid-Michigan.  Helathy diets, cholesterol, fat free milk and protein shakes are topics of conversation best kept behind closed doors.  I used to eat the pork stuff as a child and into my teens years.  It's a no bueno now!! 

[spolic]

Your avatar looks like you just ate turkey bacon. 

haha, no I just got off the bike after a huge ride before the motoGP race a few years ago.


Yeah, I had to switch to turkey,  wife is a Naturopathic Doctor, she is trying to keep me health.  She can take the pork but she'll have to take the stout out of my cold dead hands!     (RIP C. Heston)

[dcal]

http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=798.0

I tried to make the same point.  It fell on mostly deaf ears.   

[DY]

i have resurrected the bacon thread with canned bacon.  Everyone should have a can in their survival kit!

[somegirl]

i have resurrected the bacon thread with canned bacon.  Everyone should have a can in their survival kit!

That's the third posting of canned bacon in the bacon thread BTW.

[DY]

OOps.. its just so.. so novel and practical.

[somegirl]

OOps.. its just so.. so novel and practical.

No worries.  I was saying before I may have to stock up on some for the boyfriend in case of an emergency, to keep him from eating me and the dogs.

[IZ]

No worries.  I was saying before I may have to stock up on some for the boyfriend in case of an emergency, to keep him from eating me and the dogs.

sh*t..you should be able to live off his porky azz for up to 12 months

[Popeye the Sailor]

I'll say it again.

Forget these "healthy" "alternatives".


Life is not worth living sans true bacon and sausage.



         Methuselah's Diet

Methuselah ate what he found on his plate,
    And never, as people do now,
Did he note the amount of the calorie count.
    He ate it because it was chow.
He wasn't disturbed as at dinner he sat,
    Devouring a roast or a pie,
To think it was lacking in granular fat
    Or a couple of vitamins shy.

He cheerfully chewed each species of food,
    Unmindful of troubles or fears
Lest his health might be hurt by some fancy dessert,
    And he lived over 900 years.

[NAKID]

         Methuselah's Diet

Methuselah ate what he found on his plate,
    And never, as people do now,
Did he note the amount of the calorie count.
    He ate it because it was chow.
He wasn't disturbed as at dinner he sat,
    Devouring a roast or a pie,
To think it was lacking in granular fat
    Or a couple of vitamins shy.

He cheerfully chewed each species of food,
    Unmindful of troubles or fears
Lest his health might be hurt by some fancy dessert,
    And he lived over 900 years.

That's freakin Awesome Dave!