Is God in your social network? He's in mine.

mostrobelle · February 12, 2011, 06:27:11 PM

God Almighty has invited me to be in His professional network on LinkedIn. This must mean He needs an architect. I'm very excited, as I've always wanted to do a little remodeling of Heaven. He's asked me to share this with everyone I know so that I can be blessed. And I could use more blessings, that's for sure. Should I accept?

Buckethead · February 12, 2011, 06:56:07 PM

Wow. I didn't know you were one of His chosen people. Congrats!

mostrobelle · February 12, 2011, 07:09:20 PM

Ja. I know. Pretty rockin' considering I've been pretty open about proclaiming my atheist bent and all.

Buckethead · February 12, 2011, 07:20:08 PM

I have to admit, I was a bit jealous.

And then I remembered:

...and then I didn't feel so bad.

<mods, let me know if this is over the line. I 3 time zones and 6 drinks ahead of most of you.>

mstevens · February 12, 2011, 09:20:10 PM

Who is "yoy?"

mostrobelle · February 12, 2011, 09:32:46 PM

That's the past-biblical tense of "ye". (hey, God's allowed to phuck things up once in a while, too. He made mosquitoes and He misspells "you".)

mstevens · February 12, 2011, 09:55:55 PM

I'm not sure I trust a god who changes spelling mid-stream and who can't keep up with changing trends in pronouns.

koko64 · February 13, 2011, 04:16:34 AM

Hey, I didn't get one and I'm not an atheist!

I'm on the 'B' list!

I need a hot avatar

desmoquattro · February 13, 2011, 07:32:00 AM

I got one from God(TM)'s connection Jesus(TM). LinkedIn said they worked together, and that Jesus(TM) reported directly to God(TM). I declined because I never trust any company where nepotism is the norm.

Drunken Monkey · February 17, 2011, 12:43:44 PM

I got an invite from Your Mom on linked in.

But since my only relationship was "contracting for short-term services" I didn't feel comfortable accepting.

mostrobelle · February 17, 2011, 08:48:46 PM

Quote from: Drunken Monkey on February 17, 2011, 12:43:44 PM
I got an invite from Your Mom on linked in.

But since my only relationship was "contracting for short-term services" I didn't feel comfortable accepting.

"The best 30 seconds of your life" qualifies as "short-term services" these days?

desmoquattro · February 18, 2011, 05:46:17 AM

Quote from: mostrobelle on February 17, 2011, 08:48:46 PM
"The best 30 seconds of your life" qualifies as "short-term services" these days?

Desmostro · February 18, 2011, 03:45:36 PM

Quote from: koko64 on February 13, 2011, 04:16:34 AM
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I need a hot avatar

That is indeed what it is all about. After that there is only get a hot attorney and hot accountant and you can pretty much do whatever you want.
...oh, I read that somewhere.

mostrobelle · February 18, 2011, 04:38:44 PM

Quote from: koko64 on February 13, 2011, 04:16:34 AM
I need a hot avatar

That picture is not of me, unfortunately, but it was taken by a DMF'er.

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