When a joke goes too far

[DRKWNG]

wouldn't bother this guy
Sports Science: "World Record Kick to the Groin" Part 2

...But after five years, and thousands of the most painful shots to the nuts Kirby's nerves processed only ten percent of the substance P...

Yea, the dude spent years conditioning himself for just that sort of thing, and most likely suffered permanent nerve damage from it.  Hardly the same as your average guy (or weightlifter for that matter) on the street. 

[RAT900]

I'd rather marry Travis the Chimp's big sister and take my chances with her

[lethe]

I'd rather marry Travis the Chimp's big sister and take my chances with her

I thought you already did that?

[RAT900]

I thought you already did that?

  yeah but boy can she ever snap her hips when she's riding the pole

[gojira]

I think I can speak for all male-kind: That video's not nice. 

[Drunken Monkey]

Great.

Now we're just one year closer to the world of Idiocracy:

Ow my Balls! Idiocracy

[Slide Panda]

Now we're just one year closer to the world of Idiocracy:

I've decided that film is not a fictional comedy, but a prognostic documentary.

For that girl, there should be a little quid pro quo. He gets a kick back. And before you fellas assume that it's not fair to him - go ask any woman you know if they ever fell onto the cross bar of their bicycle. If they did you'll see them cringe at the memory.

But WTF was she thinking... that just stupid. He might not have had a huge weight there - but he's sporting a knee brace. As one who's had his ACL done in recent history I would be enraged that she'd have put me back under the knife for some stupid prank.

[DanTheMan]

Seemed perfectly safe to me. Any man knows, once getting kicked in the balls you fall forward and down, in which case the rack cage would have caught the bar and left him free to wallow in pain. Personally i would have released with my hands and let it roll off the back.

[DesmoLu]

I accidentally shot El Mat in the nuts during paintball once - bad misfire from running with those giant guns - and I was apologetic as hell. Yes, I laughed (obviously) and I laugh about it much more now, but at the time I was really sympathetic. I couldn't imagine someone kicking me deliberately in the vag and thinking it'd be a cute joke. Seriously painful.

On the other hand, if that was the guys gf, he has more problems than her sick sense of humor, like the impending need to put it an a diet.

[Timmy Tucker]

On the other hand, if that was the guys gf, he has more problems than her sick sense of humor, like the impending need to put it an a diet.