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The Bacon Junkie

#75
April 03, 2011, 09:11:00 PM
DUDE!!!   [clap] [clap] [clap] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]

Congrats Brother! 

You gonna have some fu-UN!  [evil]




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Monsterlover

#76
April 04, 2011, 04:16:49 AM
Oh, you hadn't heard?  Im getting a 999

;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

fastwin

#77
April 04, 2011, 11:32:28 AM
Haven't I heard that before on another thread? [laugh] [bacon]
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Monsterlover

#78
April 04, 2011, 12:39:25 PM
I don't think so. I'm pretty original ;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

KnightofNi

#79
April 04, 2011, 12:58:25 PM
darn, i was going to offer to ride the bike you bought out to you.  [evil]

enjoy the trip
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Monsterlover

#80
April 04, 2011, 05:16:19 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 04, 2011, 12:58:25 PM
darn, i was going to offer to ride the bike you bought out to you.  [evil]

enjoy the trip

How would you have gotten home?  I probably would have let you.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

The Bacon Junkie

#81
April 04, 2011, 07:52:10 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 04, 2011, 04:16:49 AM
Oh, you hadn't heard?  Im getting a 999

;D

Is her name Helga?  NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!  [laugh]

Quote from: fastwin on April 04, 2011, 11:32:28 AM
Haven't I heard that before on another thread? [laugh] [bacon]

Quote from: Monsterlover on April 04, 2011, 12:39:25 PM
I don't think so. I'm pretty original ;D

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...  :-*

Thank you, I'm honored....   [cheeky]



[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Monsterlover

#82
April 04, 2011, 07:56:36 PM
[laugh]

I never did get into naming bikes

But I will call it The Debil
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

The Bacon Junkie

#83
April 04, 2011, 08:05:20 PM
Very fitting...  Just the noise from the pipe alone will make grown men weep with envy, mothers hug their children a little tighter at bedtime, and turn young women's knees to jelly...   [evil]



Then there's the eyeball sucking acceleration that will make you scream, cry, and cackle maniacally in your helmet all at the same time.   [thumbsup]


Just say'n...   :-*


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Monsterlover

#84
April 04, 2011, 08:15:04 PM Last Edit: April 04, 2011, 08:19:16 PM by Monsterlover
Sounds like a typical Saturday night :D

Reminds me of an incident that I don't think I posted about here. My old m900 had Remus high pipes. One time, I gassed it and my next door neighbors baby fell over :)  He sort of had the hang of standing but ducati thunder knocked him over.

I knocked a baby over with my bikes exhaust [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DRKWNG

#85
April 04, 2011, 08:25:19 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 04, 2011, 08:15:04 PM
My old m900 had Remus high pipes. One time, I gassed it and my next door neighbors baby fell over

[laugh] [laugh] [thumbsup] [laugh] [laugh]
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

The Bacon Junkie

#86
April 04, 2011, 08:26:20 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 04, 2011, 08:15:04 PM

I knocked a baby over with my bikes exhaust [laugh]

[laugh] [clap] [bow_down]




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...
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