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Started by thought, April 14, 2011, 10:50:34 AM

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ducatiz

#15
April 14, 2011, 06:12:15 PM
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

elyse

#16
April 15, 2011, 05:40:40 PM
Quote from: thought on April 14, 2011, 10:50:34 AM
time to douche up?  haha

unrelated, but i found it funny...
i overhear my 12 year old nephew call some other kid a douche, so i say "do you even know what a douche is"
nephew: yes
me: whatever, no you don't
nephew: yes, i do, i just don't want to say
me: uh huh sure. you shouldn't call people things if you don't know what it means
nephew: but, i know what it means!
me: (thinking "liar" in my head) really? then tell me
nephew: fine!! it's a vaginal swab!!
me: OH MY GOD! ... then i slink away in shock & disbelief, mumbling "you still shouldn't have called him a douche"  ;D
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

ducatiz

#17
April 15, 2011, 10:59:25 PM
Yes but his only experience with a vagina was being pushed out one.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

elyse

#18
April 16, 2011, 09:14:59 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on April 15, 2011, 10:59:25 PM
Yes but his only experience with a vagina was being pushed out one.

GOD i HOPE so!!! :)
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!
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