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Started by Drunken Monkey, August 19, 2011, 07:47:53 PM

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Drunken Monkey

August 19, 2011, 07:47:53 PM
I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

Polpetta

#1
August 19, 2011, 07:51:23 PM
agree  [roll]

Howley

#2
August 19, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
Are you kidding? That's amazing! I wish I could be as cool as that guy.

AJ

#3
August 19, 2011, 08:07:43 PM
Really? They're "going to make a ton of money"?
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Speedbag

#4
August 20, 2011, 04:59:20 AM
So let me get this straight.....plain old white rubber smoke isn't cool anymore?
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jc.cyberdemon

#5
August 20, 2011, 06:04:23 AM
im cant wait to get ones that make rainbow smoke, then im gonna ride around dressed as rainbow bright, Its gonna be awesome.

justinrhenry

#6
August 20, 2011, 06:24:21 AM
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2013 Honda CB1100D
2006 Honda ST1300
2003 Ducati Monster 620ie

pennyrobber

#7
August 20, 2011, 06:29:44 AM
Nothing says I'm a badass quite like a fluffy pink cloud coming off the back of your bike.  [thumbsdown]
Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher

fastwin

#8
August 20, 2011, 09:20:56 AM
Another sign the Apocalypse is near. [roll]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

freeclimbmtb

#9
August 20, 2011, 12:18:31 PM
I think you guys are looking at it all wrong.  You buy those so when your out being a hooligan disturbing the peace you can make a smoke screen to help your getaway!

Or to win at the track because everyone behind you crashes when you drift the corners...
2011 Monster 796 ABS

CW/evotech tail tidy, lightwereks integrated tail light, CRG Arrow bar end mirrors, Duc.ee solenoid eliminator & 696 midpipe, sans charcoal canister, pileon grab bars, Arrow Dark slipons (sans dB killers), Rizoma Zero11's, Rizoma Lux grips, Rizoma rearsets, Rizoma gas cap, 1098R Ohlins forks, IMA Triples, Galfer wave rotors, Brembo radial masters, Rizoma reservoirs, Ohlins DU737, Rizoma bars, 15t AFAM front and 41t supersprox rear sprocket with EK MVXC chain.

gr1976

#10
August 20, 2011, 05:01:11 PM
the prize for winning a burnout contest should be a free vasectomy....on second thought, that should  be the entry requirement

fastwin

#11
August 20, 2011, 05:24:15 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Grampa

#12
August 21, 2011, 01:30:59 AM
 Charlie........ I wanna ride the cotton candy machine to candy mountain.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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