Modified signage awesomeness

Started by Monsterlover, August 03, 2011, 09:37:16 AM

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Monsterlover

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zarn02

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

IZ

 [laugh]

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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Duc Buz

Ha, pretty good.  I saw in downtown Houston a hacked lighted sign that just said "POOP".
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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducatiz

When I was in college, before there was no smoking everywhere, there was a sign in my physics dept that said

THANK YOU
FOR NOT
SMOKING

someone very artfully made an adhesive "P" and stuck it over the "N" in NOT.

Much hilarity ensued.  No one ever changed it the entire 4 years I was there.
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herm

some of those are pretty good. however, i dont like the hacking of the electronic public safety signs
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zarn02

Quote from: herm on August 04, 2011, 07:42:06 PM
some of those are pretty good. however, i dont like the hacking of the electronic public safety signs

Oh, I dunno... I find that more often than not the public safety signs aren't giving me relevant, up-to-date information anyway. They may as well amuse me. [roll]
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ducatiz

Quote from: zarn02 on August 04, 2011, 08:11:46 PM
Oh, I dunno... I find that more often than not the public safety signs aren't giving me relevant, up-to-date information anyway. They may as well amuse me. [roll]

+1  especially given that most of those signs are to get you to slow down.. what could slow you down more than a sign saying WATCH OUT FOR ZOMBIES
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

herm

ok,.....some perspective...

we have some major highway paving going on where i live, grooved pavement, uneven lanes. when it first started, they had all kinds of regular signage. the FD still had to scrape 3 motorcyclists off the highway in our response area alone, plus a bunch of cage accidents.

however, since they added the electric signs, we have not had another accident out there. and i know its not that folks are just used to the construction now, since all the traffic is out of state tourists this time of year.

coincidence? maybe..
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Duc Buz

Quote from: herm on August 04, 2011, 07:42:06 PM
some of those are pretty good. however, i dont like the hacking of the electronic public safety signs

I don't condone the hacking, but I did slow down and laugh
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