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Buy this g1rl a cheezburger, pleez...

Started by Speeddog, June 17, 2008, 08:45:17 AM

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Dana

#45
June 19, 2008, 03:38:27 PM Last Edit: June 19, 2008, 07:29:01 PM by Dana
Try to make me eat a burger,
I say no, no, no!
2008 Hypermotard
2007 CRF-450R SM (Track Bike)
1999 Yamaha R6 (Track Bike)

Ducatiloo

#46
June 19, 2008, 03:39:43 PM
She needs the super size meal.
750 SS 01    800 S2R 05  Aprilia RST 1000 futura

ducatiz

#47
June 19, 2008, 04:16:11 PM
Quote from: Dana on June 19, 2008, 03:38:27 PM
Try to make me eat a burger,
I say no, no, no!

[laugh] [laugh]

everyone add a stanza

They said I should take a shower,
and i said no.. no..no...
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

NAKID

#48
June 19, 2008, 07:11:39 PM
They try to make me brush my hair
and I said no... no... no...
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

eyeboy

#49
June 20, 2008, 06:09:52 AM
They try to make me see the dentist
and I said no... no... no...
Quote from: ducatizzzz on October 23, 2008, 05:13:21 PMObfuscate! Obfuscate!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room.

There is nothing noble in being superior to some other man.  The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self. And in bacon. 

Ducatiloo

#50
June 20, 2008, 08:38:58 AM
They try to get me to break up with my dealer
I say no no no
750 SS 01    800 S2R 05  Aprilia RST 1000 futura

Dana

#51
June 20, 2008, 04:48:18 PM
They try to make me take a shower,
and I say no, no, no!
2008 Hypermotard
2007 CRF-450R SM (Track Bike)
1999 Yamaha R6 (Track Bike)

ducatiz

#52
June 20, 2008, 05:42:26 PM
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

somegirl

#53
June 20, 2008, 05:49:59 PM
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Dana

#54
June 21, 2008, 01:04:10 AM
You know, I had that verse in my head all day...and being how I'm not smart enough to come up with something witty like that, I should have known to proof the thread again.

Can you give me another one to sing in the shower?

Thanks!

Dana

2008 Hypermotard
2007 CRF-450R SM (Track Bike)
1999 Yamaha R6 (Track Bike)

ducatiz

#55
June 21, 2008, 04:52:08 AM
The Burger Song

Try to make me eat a burger, I say no, no, no!
I look like I'm whacked but when i come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and compared to a scarecrow, I looks fine
He's tried to make me take a shower but i won't go go go

I'd rather be at home with ray
Snortin' a dozen lines a day
Coz there's nothing
There's nothing you can teach me
That i can't learn from mr hathaway

Didn't get lucky at class
Cause my missing teeth make me look like ass

They try to make me see the dentist and I said no... no... no...
I smell of asscrack but when i come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the sense and if my daddy thinks I should rinse
He's tried to make me shower but i won't go go go

The man said 'what do you think you are'
I said 'I got no idea
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my hair
so I always keep a box of extensions near'
He said 'I just think youre diseased,
kiss me there baby and wish you were queer'

They try to make me brush my hair and I said no... no... no...
I smell of asscrack but when i come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I smell fine
He's tried to make me shower but i won't go go go

I don't ever wanna stink again
I just ooh i just need to be hosed (down)
I'm not gonna spend ten bucks
buying soap or shampoo..

It's not just my size
It's just these tits have dried

They try to get me to break up with my dealer. I say no no no

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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