DOH! I can't believe someone posted this today!
On my SECOND trip to the DMV to straighten out a "NO Insurance Registration Cancelled" issue with the Monster, (the DMV entered the VIN wrong and I had to retrieve my incorrect title to correct it) I was in a bit of a hurry and forgot to put the sidestand down. Third time the Monster's landed on my sorry ass. I'm beginning to understand why they call them "Monsters".
Anyway, other than my pride, no major juju but a bent shifter. I figure it's God telling me I need something trick.