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Author Topic: Nice job Ducati...........blech  (Read 5492 times)
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« Reply #30 on: December 17, 2011, 01:00:48 PM »
shouldn't that have gone into the WTF thd?
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« Reply #31 on: December 18, 2011, 02:34:25 PM »
Quote from: mitt on December 17, 2011, 06:10:04 AM
bang head    bang head   

The harley shop I was in a couple days ago to pick up a tshirt for my b-in-law had better fashion than this.

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Don't even go there. LOL!
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« Reply #32 on: December 20, 2011, 07:33:42 AM »
Quote from: stopintime on December 17, 2011, 03:51:02 AM

   

And for her:


more here: http://head2heels-roxanne.blogspot.com/2011/01/pretty-clothes-made-from-pretty.html
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« Reply #33 on: December 20, 2011, 08:29:58 AM »
Quote from: The Mad King Pepe' on December 20, 2011, 07:33:42 AM
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more here: http://head2heels-roxanne.blogspot.com/2011/01/pretty-clothes-made-from-pretty.html

that's very handy at a party or if you're a prostitute
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« Reply #34 on: December 20, 2011, 11:46:39 AM »
^^ or if she is a balloon animal artist.
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« Reply #35 on: December 20, 2011, 12:15:42 PM »
Quote from: Goat_Herder on December 20, 2011, 11:46:39 AM
^^ or if she is a balloon animal artist.

CAUTION: Despite being condom/balloon animals, the following video may not exactly be safe for work.

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« Reply #36 on: December 20, 2011, 12:58:00 PM »
Quote from: Buckethead on December 20, 2011, 12:15:42 PM
CAUTION: Despite being condom/balloon animals, the following video may not exactly be safe for work.



That's just not right.
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Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.
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« Reply #37 on: December 20, 2011, 02:30:36 PM »
The Durex video is funny as hell! Thanks, made my day! laughingdp laughingdp
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« Reply #38 on: December 21, 2011, 02:52:27 PM »
Quote from: ducatiz on December 16, 2011, 01:16:44 PM

Yeah, but don't get it wet or it will expand to twice the original size.

The first material they tested got a distinct "dent" in it the first time you dropped it.  Wink
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