Bad Motherfucuker (nsfw)

Started by Kopfjäger, April 04, 2013, 04:07:31 PM

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Kopfjäger

Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.


RAT900

This is an insult to the Pez community

Adamm0621

2010 Monster 696 Dark

Speedbag

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

duccarlos

I'll give you one guess at what was my favorite part
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

duccarlos

Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.